I Have Found The Secret!

[Homicidalheathen]

Tis simple. Cats are better than people.

And when I am an old lady......

And my sex drive goes....if it ever does.....I will have no more use for any of you. So there.

I will live alone with like 50 cats and be quite happy.

That is all.

[Onyx]

Yes, cats are superior beings.

[Homicidalheathen]

I think, more so than Dolphins.

[phee]

I absolutely HATE cats....

Their I am done

[Homicidalheathen]

how....how COULD you?

[bean]

Cats fill the void.

and I hate dogs. Well, hate is a strong word. I would never own one. They are obnoxious.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I love kitties - they can be so nice and affectionate - LOL - Jon will sent me like a cat, it silly

[phee]

Well.... it's a long story.... let's start with the fact that I was allergic and my wife still is.... moving on from that they really don't seem to give a crap about anything (including the people the feed them)....

[Steven]

Cats fill the void.

and I hate dogs. Well, hate is a strong word. I would never own one. They are obnoxious.

but they can lick their own balls. thats pretty neat.

[LuluVox]

Horses!

and cats

and dogs

and birds

and bunnies.

I think I just like animals.

[Homicidalheathen]

Well.... it's a long story.... let's start with the fact that I was allergic and my wife still is.... moving on from that they really don't seem to give a crap about anything (including the people the feed them)....

Thats why I love them. The puuurrr fect gothic pet lol. And they come in black.

[Rayne]

It's nice to be allergic to something you don't like.

I'd die if I were allergic to dogs.

[BrassFusion]

hey, my black lab's goth...

totally...

nah if she were people she'd be a cheerleader

[Scary Guy]

I <3 ROBOTS!

But as far as animals go they have their pro's and con's

Cats are very smart, self maintaining creatures, but only show you love when they want to, and only do things that suit them. They understand their name usually but it's rare they'll respond to it. Happy to be on their own wandering wherever. Truly the most goth animal I can think of.

Dogs on the other hand are truly mans best friend. Obedient and loyal till death (unless they go funny in the head before old age), always wants to play or be petted. Much more of a pack animal, there for the team.

But I'll be happy with my robots.

[bean]

Cats are very smart, self maintaining creatures, but only show you love when they want to, and only do things that suit them. They understand their name usually but it's rare they'll respond to it. Happy to be on their own wandering wherever.

This is why I like cats.

Dogs on the other hand..... always wants to play or be petted. Much more of a pack animal, there for the team.

One of the reasons I don't like dogs. Waaay too needy. And they bark. I hate the sound of barking. And most of them smell. They destroy things. They shit and piss wherever.

[phee]

This is why I like cats.

One of the reasons I don't like dogs. Waaay too needy. And they bark. I hate the sound of barking. And most of them smell. They destroy things. They shit and piss wherever.

That was actually why I don't like cats... lol minus the barking.... OMG cat smell

[bean]

I've never had a cat that smelled...I've never known anyone that had a cat that smelled. Maybe there was something wrong with it.

And you must admit - dog farts are toxic!

[Scary Guy]

I've never had a cat that smelled...I've never known anyone that had a cat that smelled. Maybe there was something wrong with it.

And you must admit - dog farts are toxic!

Ever have a cat spray? Also when my friends cat gets pissed off at him he'll shit outside the box.

[Homicidalheathen]

I was telling this skinny ass guy the other day......I would be happy if I were you. You get to eat whatever you want and not get fat and love kitties and have kitties.

Food+Cats= better than sex and love.

Last night little sweetie crystal laid on my arm a long time purring.

Would rather hear a cat purr than a man snore ANY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. Coarse my arm fell asleep but she is sooo lovey its ok. I love that little butt licking cow with OCD.

coarse the love and sex stuff is good too......I am sure I will be singing a different song by the end of the summer.....you all know me. ~sigh~

[maeve]

Tis simple. Cats are better than people.

And when I am an old lady......

And my sex drive goes....if it ever does.....I will have no more use for any of you. So there.

I will live alone with like 50 cats and be quite happy.

That is all.

I plan on dying alone in my house and eventually being found after all my cats have eaten me, but before they die. I luv my kitties!

[Homicidalheathen]

How very morbid of you. But I like it.

[maeve]

How very morbid of you. But I like it.

I think I can this without too much fear of it actually happening because of the fact that we have 9 kids and so there is almost never a time when I'm alone (even when I want to be). But...just think of the irony if it did happen.

[Head Wreck]

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[Ivy13]

I have this strange feeling that one day I'm going to end up like that cat lady on the Simpsons. I'll talk jibberish and throw cats at people I pass by on the street. I think it's starting already.

[Rayne]

This is why I like cats.

One of the reasons I don't like dogs. Waaay too needy. And they bark. I hate the sound of barking. And most of them smell. They destroy things. They shit and piss wherever.

Dogs are generally more "needy", most of them crave human attention constantly.

My dogs do bark ... the bigger one WAYYYY more than the little one, but my dogs have never destroyed anything ... and even my puppy is housebroken ... minus a minour accident here and there.