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Name two otherwise good things that don't go good together.

Brocolli and cheese and beer. Yuk. Brocolli and cheese yum. Beer yum. Just not together. That was a disgusting gulp of beer. I think that is the first time I said that in my life.

My sister getting it on with Jack Nicohlson. My sister....great gal. Jack, great actor. Anyone having sex with him.....yuk.

(I can't stand any old actor cast with some young hottie.....and then making out....its just gross. But they all seem to do it.)

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weed and rehearsing in a symphony orchestra

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weed and rehearsing in a symphony orchestra

That is no joke. On the same token, weed and rehearsing in a chamber choir.

Orange juice and anything minty, especially freshly brushed teeth. Ick, ick, icky ick.

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being too stoned or high and rehersing at all period.

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vodka and pennies ... i become a throwing machine of blunt objects! from what i hear, i have really good aim when i'm shitface...

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Having a glass of orange juice aliitle after brushing your teeth,thats nasty

also Taco Bell and Cheap Harpo's beer,a deadly combination

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Fucking: awesome.

Getting Head: awesome.

Those stupid fuckheads: I want to kill them.

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Any food with cottage cheese. *puke*

Sardines and ice cream.

Anchovies and cereal.

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2 good things that don't go good together... hmmm... i agree with the orange juice and brushing your teeth. that one is pretty gross. i can't think of anything else i like that i would not put together.

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oral and anal

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oral and anal

Yes ass to mouth is totally out of the question. :unsure:

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french fries and strawberry applesauce

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Firearms and booze.

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I know a guy who actually puts ketchup on chocolate ice cream. I think he needs a tastebud transplant.

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Microwaves and left over fast food. It ALWAYS turns out soggy. Yuk, I should just thrown that veggie burger and onion rings away.

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ok... i'm gonna get strung up the nearest tree for this one, but here goes...

sex and children

*ducks*

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Musicians and studio engineers.

I just had to what with all the discussion going on in other threads.

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Children and Bar-B-Cue...

Sex and 100+ MPH baseball pitch...

Suicidal Tendencies (The band) and... Suicidal Tendencies (The affliction)

Brain surgery and the uncontrollable giggles...

Umm...

OOOH OOOH I KNOW

Sarah McLaughland, and Delirium. :D

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Sex and bean burritos lol.

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I thought of the opposite, two bad things that go great together:

France + Haiti = Creole (mmm, cajun food :drool )

Now there's a great example of gestalt (however you spell that).

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Fruit Roll Ups and pop-rocks.....

GROSS!

It's like a pure sugar snap-crackly-poppy burrito.

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I thought of the opposite, two bad things that go great together:

France + Haiti = Creole (mmm, cajun food :drool )

Now there's a great example of gestalt (however you spell that).

it's funny, the other day someone else (i really forget who, just that it was one of the ladies, i think) spelled a word completely right and then was like, "<sp??>"

i'll never remember what the word was or who it was, either.

funk + punk would be cool. couldn't really call it p-funk though

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Since I used to be in the Navy, I saw alot of guys stand in line at the snack bar in the hanger I used to work in & they would order doughnuts & chilli cheese dogs at 6:00 in the fucking morning. I'd say to them, "you guys must have stomachs of steel". They'd say "Yeah, that's what happens when you're stationed on the ship". Crazy.

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Microwaves and left over fast food. It ALWAYS turns out soggy. Yuk, I should just thrown that veggie burger and onion rings away.

Wrap the burger in a paper towel, turn it over, and use 50% power.

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Apple pie and melted cheese. My dad does this, and every time, I look at him like his head was the thing in the oven...

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Suicidal Tendencies

And, on the "Weekend at Jerry's" tour, opening for the Grateful Dead are...

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