State Mottos

[Brenda Starrr]

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona

But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything.

California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts,

Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,

But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan

First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians

Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,

and Very Little Else.

Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada

Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto

Right here!

New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

You Have The Right

To An Attorney...

North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee

The Edyoocashun State

Texas

Se Hablo Ingles

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont

Ay, Yep

Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington

We have more rain than you do

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

[SomeDanGuy]

Those are genuinely funny! I read every single one of them.

I'm from Illinois, and it is so true about outsiders pronouncing the 's'.

[Brenda Starrr]

Ours (MD) is no joke. We're getting the living shit taxed out of us. I wouldn't be surprised if Gov. Ehrlich taxed us every time we pooped.

[paradox]

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

:laughing:

[Fierce Critter]

North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable 

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Ain't THAT the truth?!?!?

[torn asunder]

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

bwaHAhahahaa!! :laughing: