I Just Payed 15 Cents For This!

[Homicidalheathen]

I called the Criminal Justice Department to check on your criminal record. They said you had charges of E.D.S. brought up against you. Thats excessive dick sucking. But the charges were dropped because you swallowed the evidence.

Yup. I get at least 3-5 of these a day at 15 cents each. But we can't switch to sprint yet for buisness reasons.

Wish there was a way I could block unwanted calls and texts on my phone, as desparate perv left 3 voice mails yesturday.