The Republican Party's New Emblem

[soothsayer]

The Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked. :laughing:

[Marblez]

The Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting fucked.  :laughing:

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[slingerlandstyx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh crap.....

I think I just died laughing

[Black Sunday]

ver 1.5

[soothsayer]

oh come on now ~ this is just humor like all the jokes about Clinton. We live in a country where we can speak out against our leaders and not end up dead. Let's not get our shorts wound up over one joke, ok?

[paradox]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Brenda Starrr]

:laughing:

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Despite being fairly centrist (perhaps slightly right leaning) And, eespite the inevitable "omg you how could you say anything bad about party X"

That is pretty clever.

Im able to laugh at (generally) most things regardless if they are based on true or untrue sterotypes. Oh god yes its true, im "in real life" not partiularly pollitcally correct. :whistling:

[soothsayer]

Thanks Troy for seeing it as just plain humor. I've made fun of Bill Clinton and laughed at the SNL skits about him. A good joke is a good joke unless there is true malice behind it. As far as politics are concerned.....I'm more middle of the road. I think both sides have something decent to offer, they both just need to pull their collective heads out of their asses for the good of the entire country, not just one group. I think the saying goes " A house devided can't stand".

[phee]

Berry Funny

[TomCat]

That's funny, maybe they should offer this up with the obligatory "reach around?"

[Daniel]

It would be fantastically ironic, considering that most of the religious right are opposed to the distribution of birth control, and would rather teach abstinence. For a party that does a lot of fucking, they sure don't want anyone else getting laid.