Artical Made Me Think Of Cc For Some Reason

[phee]

heh...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bar_s...e_plans_to_kiss

[Msterbeau]

[Destroit]

A) Phee, you have too much damn time on your hands.

B) The difference between these girls and girls at CC who do it is that these girls are clearly doing it for the attention, and actually announcing it. Girls at CC are also clearly doing it for attention, but they pretend not to and strongly stand by their word that they are not doing it for any kind of publicity, although they are most definately lying through their teeth.

[phee]

A) Phee, you have too much damn time on your hands.

B) The difference between these girls and girls at CC who do it is that these girls are clearly doing it for the attention, and actually announcing it. Girls at CC are also clearly doing it for attention, but they pretend not to and strongly stand by their word that they are not doing it for any kind of publicity, although they are most definately lying through their teeth.

Correct

[Destroit]

Correct

w00t! I win!

[phee]

*Phee gives you a prize*

[Destroit]

So....

Do I get the monkey? Or do I get the ball? I kinda want that stool actually, is that in the prize too? Or do I get all three, like some package deal Price is Right kinda thing? I kinda want the monkey more than the stool now that I look at it, but I'm wondering if he's cat friendly. Also, if he's not potty trained and is of the poo flinging assortment like the roommates I already have, I can't have another shit thrower in my condo, if you know what I mean. That baseball might be my best bet as the take home, but wait, do I see a mitt in there? I kinda need one can I get that too? If you sent the mitt, the baseball, the monkey, and the stool, then I can play baseball WITH the monkey. OMFG this rocks! Hey wait a minute though, I don't really play sports, especially with monkeys. Their hands are just far too little to grab onto the ball when I throw it. Sometimes I miss and it hits them in the head and it's sad and stuff. I've killed so very many monkeys that way

Phee, can I just get you to mail me a gift card?

[phee]

[Destroit]

I don't want a dolphin...or a lady with no head.

[phee]

I don't want a dolphin...or a lady with no head.

There there my tender little doe

[odims_sphere]

So....

Do I get the monkey? Or do I get the ball? I kinda want that stool actually, is that in the prize too? Or do I get all three, like some package deal Price is Right kinda thing? I kinda want the monkey more than the stool now that I look at it, but I'm wondering if he's cat friendly. Also, if he's not potty trained and is of the poo flinging assortment like the roommates I already have, I can't have another shit thrower in my condo, if you know what I mean. That baseball might be my best bet as the take home, but wait, do I see a mitt in there? I kinda need one can I get that too? If you sent the mitt, the baseball, the monkey, and the stool, then I can play baseball WITH the monkey. OMFG this rocks! Hey wait a minute though, I don't really play sports, especially with monkeys. Their hands are just far too little to grab onto the ball when I throw it. Sometimes I miss and it hits them in the head and it's sad and stuff. I've killed so very many monkeys that way

Phee, can I just get you to mail me a gift card?

That's right, you get monkey stool!

[Onyx]

Ah well, guess you get that type in any bar, though I prefer the way the CC gals are dressed and that makes it much more fun to watch.

(what can I say - it adds a bit to the atmosphere, whether it's for attention or not)

Damn, I just realized I really miss going out dancing.

[Destroit]

That's right, you get monkey stool!

Geez...fine, I'll take the monkey. One poo spatter on my freshly painted walls though, and I'LL EAT HIM.

[Scary Guy]

They like to hump things too. Nasty little creatures. Was watching Doctor Who and they were talking about the making of Marco Polo (episode 9 I think of the original series. They had such a hard time controlling the monkey and it really didn't have a huge part. It got loose and lost in the rafters for a while.