Do's And Don'ts

[Homicidalheathen]

Do: have sex with your girl.

Don't: hurt her knee in the process.

Do: fuck me madly.

Don't: not get up off me when I am done ya dumb fucker lol.

(damn my knee hurts)

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

Do: Drink and have fun drinking.

Don't: Drink and Drive.

[Nevar (5)]

DO:enjoy a nice calm evening at home.

DON'T:fall asleep with a lite ciggerett and eggs boiling on the stove because your calm evening at home was a little to calm.

[Nevar (5)]

DO: invite your mother in law to dinner.

DON'T: invite her out back for a j break.

[Rev.Reverence]

DO: tell TheCravenRaven to become a Necro-poster...

DO NOT: drink HOT-ASS coffee WHILE perusing said threads...{it can burn you when you giggle!}

[JaneDead]

do: have fun in a hot tub with a bunch of people

don't: be that annoying drunk just because the person you want to hook up with in the hot tub is not interested in you

[Nevar (5)]

Do: Brush your teeth.

Don't: Brush them with a steel brush.

[MissKitty]

Do: Tell your mom your going to clean the kitchen.

Don't: Call your mom an "epic bitch" for getting on your case about not cleaning the kitchen

[Nevar (5)]

Do: Drink a Huge bowl of long island with my brother on his 21st birthday.

Don't: Go the wrong way down a one way on gratiot.

Do: Say evening officer.

Don't: Tell the cop your coming from your brothers 21st birthday party.

Do: Try your best to look and act sober dispite the fact your going the wrong way on gratiot at 3:00 in the morning.

Don't: Fuck up when he has you count 1234432112344321 while tapping your fingers together resite A-M and count backwards 67-43.....I passed by the way.

[Destroit]

Do: Drink a Huge bowl of long island with my brother on his 21st birthday.

Don't: Go the wrong way down a one way on gratiot.

Do: Say evening officer.

Don't: Tell the cop your coming from your brothers 21st birthday party.

Do: Try your best to look and act sober dispite the fact your going the wrong way on gratiot at 3:00 in the morning.

Don't: Fuck up when he has you count 1234432112344321 while tapping your fingers together resite A-M and count backwards 67-43.....I passed by the way.

I was so sure that we were done for.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Do-Feed you cat.....

Don't- Feed you cat to your dog.....

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Don't - Feed your cat.....

Do- Feed your cat to your dog.....

fixed!

:D

[Oh_My_Goth]

fixed!

:D

[Nevar (5)]

Do: Be awsome at your job!

Don't: Let your boss see the pic of you with spiked up hair 3/4 a foot long. and have him say "Your one of those"

[Nightgaunt]

DO: Take a long, relaxing, hot shower by candlelight.

DON'T: Get distracted by the space shuttle exploding, forget to blow out the candles, leave the house, and return to discover the burned-out husk of what was once a bathtub.

Just trust me on this one.

[Nevar (5)]

DO: Find someone to take home from the bar.

Don't: Take anyone home from city club.

[Head Wreck]

do. invite Head Wreck back for afternoon tea.

dont invite Head Wreck back for afternoon coffee

[Riku Namako]

good idea: Saving up some extra cash for a date

bad idea: Saving up some extra cash for a prostitute