Do's And Don'ts

[Nevar (5)]

DO:TELL YOUR MOTHER YOUR GOING TO COLLEGE IN THE FALL.

DON'T:TELL HERE YOUR GOING TO BE A POLICE OFFICER.

[Destroit]

DO clean muh kitchen 'cause I rule you

DON'T whiz on the electric fence. It's bad news, trust me.

[Nevar (5)]

DO:TELL YOUR GIRLFREIND YOU LOVE HER.

DON'T:TELL HER IT'S BECAUSE HER CLOTHES ARE GETTING TIGHTER ON HER.

[diana2di]

Do: come and visit me

don't: get pulled over by the police

[Scary Guy]

It's time for another good idea/bad idea

Good idea: posting a thread about good ideas

Bad idea: doing it in the wrong forum

lol

[Head Wreck]

DO:

destress at a game, the first in months due to work BS

DONT:

decide to do this

my friends are very odd people

[know_buddy_kares]

DO tell your recruiter that you already know the bullshit associated with the military and want to join in asap

Don't tell him it's because you need something to shoot.

[Nevar (5)]

DO:drink your morning coffee.

DON'T:mix it with you afternoon pepsi.

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

Do: Help the needy.

Don't Help your self to the needy jar.

[Nevar (5)]

DO: eat a bowl of moose tracks ice cream.

DON'T: eat it after about fifteen beers

[Msterbeau]

DO: PDA

DON'T: PDA at a funeral. In front of everyone. When you hardy know anyone.

[diana2di]

Do: have a nice relaxing bath

Don't put in anything with you that plugs in that has no safety plug on it

[Nevar (5)]

DO:eat a bowl of total for breakfast.

DONT:get an ego because you eat total for breakfast.

[Hellion]

Do drink a good amount of beer

Don't drink with painkillers

[know_buddy_kares]

DO: Drink rum

DON"T: Let the rum drink you

[Hellion]

Don't be a people person

Do only socialize with very close friends and relatives

[know_buddy_kares]

DO: CRAVE HOT POCKET!!!!!!

DON'T: BE SO STUPID?? YOU CRAVE HOT POCKET!!!

[Nevar (5)]

DO: CRAVE HOT POCKET!!!!!!

DON'T: BE SO STUPID?? YOU CRAVE HOT POCKET!!!

so how many did you have to drink when you came up with that one

[Scary Guy]

so how many did you have to drink when you came up with that one

It's either a reference to something else, or he ate it right out of the microwave/oven and burnt his mouth.

[know_buddy_kares]

It's either a reference to something else, or he ate it right out of the microwave/oven and burnt his mouth.

I take it none of you have seen that comercial....

...and i was pretty drunk last night

[Crazed Vampyress]

Do crank up the tunes and sing along to your favorite song on the stereo

Dont crank up your ipod and sing along to your favorite tunes during the wedding vows while standing up at your best friends wedding

[Crazed Vampyress]

It's time for another good idea/bad idea

Good idea: posting a thread about good ideas

Bad idea: doing it in the wrong forum

I LOVE ANIMANIACS

[Scary Guy]

I take it none of you have seen that comercial....

Sorry I try to avoid marketing and spam in general as much as possible.

I LOVE ANIMANIACS

So, so not meant for children

[Homicidalheathen]

DO: have friends over

DONT: let them run around in the backyard screeming. (it pisses off the neighbors)

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

DO: Make a milk shake with milk.

DON't: Make it with expired milk.

-CatsEye