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Goddamn, I Feel Self-destructive Tonight.


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Any suggestions? Extra points for creativity.

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I know that feeling well. I try to indulge it without doing permanent damage.

Run your fingers through a candle flame.

Go get a piercing if you are so inclined.

Go running until your whole body hurts.

Find someone to whip or flog you.

(and it occurred to me - maybe this is not really a serious question).

Bed of nails?

Iron maiden?

Perhaps a nice hot branding iron on the chest?

Eh, I'm feeling a little goofy tonight.

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I know that feeling well. I try to indulge it without doing permanent damage.

Run your fingers through a candle flame.

Go get a piercing if you are so inclined.

Go running until your whole body hurts.

Find someone to whip or flog you.

(and it occurred to me - maybe this is not really a serious question).

Bed of nails?

Iron maiden?

Perhaps a nice hot branding iron on the chest?

Eh, I'm feeling a little goofy tonight.

Flogging...

Hmmm...

Know anybody who could handle this for me on short notice?

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Flogging...

Hmmm...

Know anybody who could handle this for me on short notice?

Nope, but maybe someone local will when they see this.

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I play Guitar Hero. Because playing it for an extended amount of time becomes tiresome and can exhaust you. It's a good workout for your shoulders arms and wrists...

It's just like working out, you're fine for a while, then start to tire then it just makes your muscles ache. It hurts and it's productive.

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Nope, but maybe someone local will when they see this.

*Nods*

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Whenever I feel self destructive or homicidal for that matter, I lock my doors and hide under my blankie. Dont wanna cause mayhem.. gettin too old to clean up big messes..

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I feel the same way,

parking on some railroad tracks

would do me some good,hopefully you take DBKs option

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Piercing.

Or dance til you have no energy left.

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Unfortunately, a fifth and an Arby's Medium had to suffice for this evening.

Lame.

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Any suggestions? Extra points for creativity.

Oooh..... i'm not feeling self destructive, but definately feel like getting into trouble.... lol

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Mmmmm Arbys. Haven't had one of their roast beef sandwiches in a while. Sounds good.

So let's see - white bread + beef + alcohol.

Gives you diabetes from the white bread, clogs up your arteries from the beef, and pickles your liver from the alcohol. :rofl:

Yep, pretty self-destructive there actually.

sorry, don't know what's gotten into me tonight. :)

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Mmmmm Arbys. Haven't had one of their roast beef sandwiches in a while. Sounds good.

So let's see - white bread + beef + alcohol.

Gives you diabetes from the white bread, clogs up your arteries from the beef, and pickles your liver from the alcohol. :rofl:

Yep, pretty self-destructive there actually.

sorry, don't know what's gotten into me tonight. :)

Tonight? :rolleyes:

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Tonight? :rolleyes:

:tongue:

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I'm glad some of the DGN regulars are home. It was going to be a lonely evening, otherwise. :-)

Self-destructive or not.

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drink a ton of alcohol.

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Hang out with me when I'm drunk... something ALWAYS happens when I'm drunk...

...yet somehow me and the people involved always make it out alive and in one peice after my drunken shinanigans..

...sometimes they soiled themselves though... so if you do..

hold on to yer britches and don't piss in em!

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One of the best releases I've ever had was the time Jon and I were working for the DNR. We had to truck brush to this sort of quarry that was walls of loose dirt & sand. We'd throw rocks at the walls and create these cool "waterfalls" of sand that would eventually result in big landslides.

That was a heck of a release. Wish I could find a nice sandwall around here. :)

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