I'm A Shameless Flirt.

[Msterbeau]

I flirted with my wife once... it was great

I flirted with your wife once too. It was also great.

[freydis]

And I am also very... er... ambiguous... sorry.... That was a very non successful attempt at humor.... go back to flirting now

[Msterbeau]

*pets shiny binder of corn*

*thinks a moment, rummages in pocket and hands you a ball of lint*

*Looks at ball of lint. Dips it in ketchup and hands it back*

[freydis]

*Looks at ball of lint. Dips it in ketchup and hands it back*

eeew..... ketchup

*shudder*

*hands you a lime*

[EvilEve]

see? look what you've started... 'strange customs of flirting 101'....

[Msterbeau]

see? look what you've started... 'strange customs of flirting 101'....

I am the master. What would you like to know young padawan?

[Msterbeau]

eeew..... ketchup

*shudder*

*hands you a lime*

Bleh.

*Gives you a ball of paper clips.*

[EvilEve]

I am the master. What would you like to know young padawan?

sure, i could always use a few pointers in flirting

[Msterbeau]

sure, i could always use a few pointers in flirting

OK.

First. Never ever, under any circumstances.. flirt with a bald man. They are evil and have warped imaginations.

[freydis]

Bleh.

*Gives you a ball of paper clips.*

ooooh...... bendies.......

*hands you a ball of rubber bands*

[freydis]

OK.

First. Never ever, under any circumstances.. flirt with a bald man. They are evil and have warped imaginations.

That's true!

i have one at home....

[Msterbeau]

That's true!

i have one at home....

See!!

Hey wait!! You're in danger!! Run!!!!!!!!!!!

[Msterbeau]

[artificialdawn]

You wish.. Everyone wishes...

[Msterbeau]

You wish.. Everyone wishes...

The topic is flirting, not wishing....

[artificialdawn]

I just thought to hop in, with a bit of a conversation starter. lol

[Msterbeau]

I just thought to hop in, with a bit of a conversation starter. lol

Ok then. So.. are you implying that everyone wants your boobies?

[freydis]

Ok then. So.. are you implying that everyone wants your boobies?

Eheheheheheh......

[Msterbeau]

You there with the husband. Flirt or be gone!!

[freydis]

You there with the husband. Flirt or be gone!!

You bald men, i swear.....

heheheheh........

Beards make you more devious, though. Ever have one?

[Msterbeau]

You bald men, i swear.....

heheheheh........

Beards make you more devious, though. Ever have one?

No... Just soul patch action on and off..

[freydis]

No... Just soul patch action on and off..

Hey.... at least a little bit of facial hair at least once.... even a little makes bald guys look meaner

[TrixieGothGirl]

Ever since I joined this 'little' group I always got the impression that you were a shameless flirt Msterbeau. That's why I like ya soooo much. *wink*

[Msterbeau]

Ever since I joined this 'little' group I always got the impression that you were a shameless flirt Msterbeau. That's why I like ya soooo much. *wink*

:blush:

[freydis]

You there with the husband. Flirt or be gone!!

*hands you a feather*