The Dgn Sandbox....

[jadnifer]

wouldn't it be much easier to make a stink bomb, by just eating taco bell ?

that would definitely cause a stink bomb

[jadnifer]

One odims coming up!

I meant a stink bomb but I will take an Odims!!

[odims_sphere]

One stinky odims bomb coming up!

[jadnifer]

One stinky odims bomb coming up!

Everyone take cover!!!!

*runs from Odims*

[odims_sphere]

*blows all the sand/dressing/jello/whatever out of the box*

[jadnifer]

*blows all the sand/dressing/jello/whatever out of the box*

well thank u very much now im a sticky mess!!

[odims_sphere]

well thank u very much now im a sticky mess!!

*starts eating the goo off you*

[jadnifer]

*starts eating the goo off you*

hey that tickles

[odims_sphere]

hey that tickles

I could stop if you'd like.

[jadnifer]

I could stop if you'd like.

makes me laugh...but if you dont there could be another accident in the sand box and we dont want that do we??? LOL

[odims_sphere]

makes me laugh...but if you dont there could be another accident in the sand box and we dont want that do we??? LOL

No.. I suppose you are right... To the coffee house!

[jadnifer]

No.. I suppose you are right... To the coffee house!

all right lets proceed to stay up all night cuz thats what coffee does to me

[creatureofthenyte]

all right lets proceed to stay up all night cuz thats what coffee does to me

That's wut cawfee is sposed to do

[know_buddy_kares]

Adding in my arsonel to take this place down...

Hangover shits are about the fucking worst shits to ever endure...

You start out having horrible gas pains in your guts... with ocasionally farting farts so stinky they'd kill the living AND raise the dead, I'm talking about the kinda rotton stink that you can only smell if you explode something's intestines and let the shit and flesh fester in the sun for a week, that kinda stink.

Then it goes into the actual shit mode, leaving you a prisoner on the toilet. And this is just the grossest shit all around, it feels like rotting slimey baby fetuses are sliding out of your ass. with a smell that matches. And they're NEVER clean. After it oozes out your ass it normally burns like hell. So your nose is about to melt from the horrible stench, and your ass is on fire, but you can't escpae because you know round 2...3...4... and so on are on their way, and you have no control of when they come out so you just gotta sit there....

After a few hours once everything comes out, the toilet will back up because even it doesn't want to swallow that unholy creation that just gave you a 1 way ticket to hell for giving birth to. You totally skip the toiletpaper as it just won't get the job done and have to hop in the shower...

...yeah.. hangover shits are the worst.

[miss_black_eyeliner]

Adding in my arsonel to take this place down...

Hangover shits are about the fucking worst shits to ever endure...

You start out having horrible gas pains in your guts... with ocasionally farting farts so stinky they'd kill the living AND raise the dead, I'm talking about the kinda rotton stink that you can only smell if you explode something's intestines and let the shit and flesh fester in the sun for a week, that kinda stink.

Then it goes into the actual shit mode, leaving you a prisoner on the toilet. And this is just the grossest shit all around, it feels like rotting slimey baby fetuses are sliding out of your ass. with a smell that matches. And they're NEVER clean. After it oozes out your ass it normally burns like hell. So your nose is about to melt from the horrible stench, and your ass is on fire, but you can't escpae because you know round 2...3...4... and so on are on their way, and you have no control of when they come out so you just gotta sit there....

After a few hours once everything comes out, the toilet will back up because even it doesn't want to swallow that unholy creation that just gave you a 1 way ticket to hell for giving birth to. You totally skip the toiletpaper as it just won't get the job done and have to hop in the shower...

...yeah.. hangover shits are the worst.

Eww...That actually almost made me gag. Thats really nasty. Lol.

[Destroit]

Adding in my arsonel to take this place down...

Hangover shits are about the fucking worst shits to ever endure...

You start out having horrible gas pains in your guts... with ocasionally farting farts so stinky they'd kill the living AND raise the dead, I'm talking about the kinda rotton stink that you can only smell if you explode something's intestines and let the shit and flesh fester in the sun for a week, that kinda stink.

Then it goes into the actual shit mode, leaving you a prisoner on the toilet. And this is just the grossest shit all around, it feels like rotting slimey baby fetuses are sliding out of your ass. with a smell that matches. And they're NEVER clean. After it oozes out your ass it normally burns like hell. So your nose is about to melt from the horrible stench, and your ass is on fire, but you can't escpae because you know round 2...3...4... and so on are on their way, and you have no control of when they come out so you just gotta sit there....

After a few hours once everything comes out, the toilet will back up because even it doesn't want to swallow that unholy creation that just gave you a 1 way ticket to hell for giving birth to. You totally skip the toiletpaper as it just won't get the job done and have to hop in the shower...

...yeah.. hangover shits are the worst.

BWHAHAHA OMFG man, you don't even know how much that made my life.

Paper towel is also an option, since you know, when it comes out it has a consistency like paste, more like trying to wipe the end of a tube of toothpaste that's been sitting on your bathroom counter for about a week with no cap on. That's kinda the best way I could describe it. You also left out the part that, mysteriously enough, when you drink more beer it comes out smelling like sour rotten olives with a touch of kerosene, and for some reason liquor and mixed drinks give it this pickle-type aroma. Pickle and nasty feet. Actually, you may just want to get all roommates, children, and/or pets out of your home before sitting on the bowl and blowing your ass inside out. The shower thing is genius though, takes about 30-40 minutes worth of wiping out of the hangover shit process. Kudos to that Vampyro for the discovery! Okay....okay I'll stop now.

[miss_black_eyeliner]

BWHAHAHA OMFG man, you don't even know how much that made my life.

Paper towel is also an option, since you know, when it comes out it has a consistency like paste, more like trying to wipe the end of a tube of toothpaste that's been sitting on your bathroom counter for about a week with no cap on. That's kinda the best way I could describe it. You also left out the part that, mysteriously enough, when you drink more beer it comes out smelling like sour rotten olives with a touch of kerosene, and for some reason liquor and mixed drinks give it this pickle-type aroma. Pickle and nasty feet. Actually, you may just want to get all roommates, children, and/or pets out of your home before sitting on the bowl and blowing your ass inside out. The shower thing is genius though, takes about 30-40 minutes worth of wiping out of the hangover shit process. Kudos to that Vampyro for the discovery! Okay....okay I'll stop now.

Hahaha...I like your description better.

[FarrIL]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

::: Dies laughing :::

[jadnifer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Im only laughing because...*coughs* this has happened to me before.

*runs and hides in a corner and will never drink again for the fear of the hangover shits*

[Hellion]

Dude that was just nasty,LMAO!!!

You must have been drinking some cheap booze

cant be any worse than the Peanut (chunky)butter shits,which not only require a mega size roll of TP,but also a crate of Baby wipes,let alone a shower is required after, cause its like road tar.

[freydis]

*makes a little pile of self pity and proceeds to wallow in it*

[jadnifer]

I used to do that...now I wallow in others self-pity.

Pretty pathetic actually

[freydis]

I used to do that...now I wallow in others self-pity.

Pretty pathetic actually

lol..... you can wallow in my self pity with me....

[jadnifer]

Why not? Might be fun to do it together

[Reaper]

Why not? Might be fun to do it together

I decided to cut to the last post and not bother to look at any preceding this one. Now you say, why not? It might be fun to do it together? Do what?