Ya Know You've Had One Two Many When.....

[Rev.Reverence]

WHEN YOU.....fall UP the stairs to the Club!

[pheramoans]

drinks.

[Nevar (5)]

drinks.

Too many what?

[jynxxxedangel]

When you wake up in your own driveway to the sound of your own car horn, because your face is laying on on it.

You look over into the seat next to you, and see a brown paper bag.

You open the bag, and in it, you find a styrofoam take-away carton with half-eaten nachos inside.

You cannot remember having left the bar, or even having been in a restaurant-- OR driving home, for that matter.

P.S. This happened to me back in the old Oxbow Roadhouse days, Darque!

[MissKitty]

When you wake up to the phone ringing off the hook and you have 30 people pissed that you called them at 4am. Then they proceed to tell you every word you said and you feel like an ass.

How many times will I do this? lol.

[brandywine0880]

Oh....I knew I had too many when I went outside to puke, and rolled around on the ground just becaue I was so sick, and upon going back inside someone asks me, "Were you on the ground?" and I was all drunk-bitchy and replied, "Hell no!" and when I turned around there were dried up leaves and twigs stuck all over my sweater.

[jynxxxedangel]

Oh....I knew I had too many when I went outside to puke, and rolled around on the ground just becaue I was so sick, and upon going back inside someone asks me, "Were you on the ground?" and I was all drunk-bitchy and replied, "Hell no!" and when I turned around there were dried up leaves and twigs stuck all over my sweater.

"I MEANT to do that!"

Perfect all-around excuse..works like a charm every time!

P.S. As for the drunk dialing, I've done my share of "I LOVE YOU, MAN!! " calls at four in the morning! At least your friends know where they stand in your heart.

[Msterbeau]

drinks.

*Facepalm*

[hunhee]

"I MEANT to do that!"

Perfect all-around excuse..works like a charm every time!

P.S. As for the drunk dialing, I've done my share of "I LOVE YOU, MAN!! " calls at four in the morning! At least your friends know where they stand in your heart.

I have no clue what this drunk calling thing is..

[Msterbeau]

I have no clue what this drunk calling thing is..

Tha would explain those calls I didn't receive.....

[hunhee]

That would explain the drunk I didn't receive..

[MissKitty]

P.S. As for the drunk dialing, I've done my share of "I LOVE YOU, MAN!! " calls at four in the morning! At least your friends know where they stand in your heart.

If that's all I did, well, that would be fine. I start talking about crazy shit, and I'll have no idea I'm doing it.

(btw, 100th post, yay. I'm such a dork.)

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

you've had too much to drink when....

....you cry over crushed graham crackers (hilarious story)

....when you hand someone by the nickname of "Evil Dave" a hp of weed and a scale, and then leave, telling him that "i trust you, man"....

.....when you stab someone elses fridge door for 50 cents

.....when your screaming at ppl not to touch you.....

.....when your not sober enough to know that your ex gf just had shots taken of you when you were drunk...and she was dry humping you

.....not remembering leaving the bar....or the 2 OTHER times they had to stop the car so you could puke....or leaving the car and making it into the house...getting de-dressed, and put to bed

[know_buddy_kares]

when i wake up in the morning to see that I'm on mod review and don't remember why lol.

[Nevar (5)]

When you walk in to work monday morning and your boss says "go home"

[Rev.Reverence]

..when you wake up...& have THIS-->on your head...

[Oh_My_Goth]

..when you wake up...& have THIS-->on your head...

[Nevar (5)]

At least i can Redesign my hair.

..when you wake up...& have THIS-->on your head...

[Rev.Reverence]

At least i can Redesign my hair.

[phee]

YOu wake up the next day to find photos of yourself washing the dishes. . . naked.

You wake up the next day to photos of a stranger washing your dishes... naked

[StormKnight (1)]

When your inner Autobot comes out and fires forearm-mounted grappling hooks and cables into the ceiling/walls to keep you standing upright.

Once again, the Storm Knight Guild will neither confirm or deny this event happening to its members on any occasion.

[Oh_My_Goth]

You get tackled by the cops and maced.....

[phee]

When after recovering from you hangover.... you realize you are President and have gotten the country into an unnecessary, illegal war with Iraq... Nope he still hasn't realized he had one too many yet.

[Nevar (5)]

When you take a piss in the closet instead of the bathroom.

[SkYFiRe]

when you tip back you frshly bought $12 151 and coke and drop it spilling it all over you and the girl ur tryin to talk to....not that im talking from experience or anything...