Ya Know You've Had One Two Many When.....

[peelingchrome]

when you find the remote in the freezer

HEY! I do that sober... cellphone, too... *fail*

[Rev.Reverence]

When after recovering from you hangover.... you realize you are President and have gotten the country into an unnecessary, illegal war with Iraq... Nope he still hasn't realized he had one too many yet.

[Hellion]

You know you had too much when you go to get another pitcher of beer and puke on the bar,yes it happened about 17 years ago,instant cutoff as well,LOL!!

[torn asunder]

"Ya Know You've Had One Two Many When....."

umm, you start to smile again!?

[Nevar (5)]

For sure.

[Homicidalheathen]

you wake with various cuts and bruises and don't know how u got them

first time i drink in 2 weeks and this iz what happened

[TheGimp]

when i woke up next to 3 asian midget luchodors a naked rodeo clown in a barrel 3 hookers covered in ranch dressing and mayo a ceramic donkey 9 double sided dildo dongs a large group of black men with a video camera empty 40 bottles dequila bottles and yager bottles and condoms everywere

[Nevar (5)]

When you fall on cactus and for half the night your saying something poked me I think something stabbed me.

[Destroit]

When you fall on cactus and for half the night your saying something poked me I think something stabbed me.

ROFL!!!!

You also know you're too drunk when you can't stand up and your girlfriend has to hold up ALL your dead weight using 100% of her manliness (let's just say you're way heavier than Ron was )

You also have had too many when you fist fight your girlfriend and hit her left hand so hard you sprain TWO of her damn fingers!

[pomba gira]

1. ...everyone you know is gleefully calling you with details of all the idiotic shyte you did the night before (that you remember none of).

2. ...you wake up face down at the foot of the stairs with a package of frozen chicken wings in your hand.

3. ...the day after a wedding your foot is horribly swollen and your shoe is covered with what appears to be duck sauce. Wait, make that "...your irreplaceable '50s vintage black peau de soie pump...".

4. ...you wake up at 3 AM at a traffic light on the outskirts of town, with your car surrounded by po-pos & EMTs who think you've dropped dead at the wheel from a heart attack or something (thank all the gods this one wasn't me... altho I did have to come & fetch the unfortunate inebriate, then drive him back to get his car the next morning).

[Oh_My_Goth]

You wake up with a black eye and have no idea why.....

[TheGimp]

when u wake up next to ur dog with a jar of empty peanutbtter and no pants on

[Destroit]

When you throw up on Stormknight at a crowded goth club.

[StormKnight (1)]

When you throw up on StormKnight at a crowded goth club.

When you get turned on by being thrown up on by Chernobyl in a crowded goth club.

gods, I *really* need to get...well, you know.

[Nevar (5)]

You feed your dog cat food and your cat dog food.

[EagleRose]

You wake up on your neighbor's roof... three stories up in the middle of winter without ever going inside and you don't see a ladder... or a tree.