Ya Know You've Had One Two Many When.....

[Nevar (5)]

you walk downstairs to your kitchen and go to turn on the light but instead turn on the garbage despolsal with a sink full of dishes.

[Hellion]

When you put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard,and not know it tills its too late.

[Nevar (5)]

LOL i've done that!

[flowofwoe]

YOu wake up the next day to find photos of yourself washing the dishes. . . naked.

[Head Wreck]

asking the DJ to turn the music down a bit

[creatureofthenyte]

when its new years eve, and instead of huggin an makin out with yer gf, yer huggin and barfin into the porcelain highway. <---true story of mine from many moons ago.

[Destroit]

When you sit down on the toilet and take a piss, then get up and you're all like "whoa shit...WHOA SHIT" knowing damn well that you're about to stumble right across the bathroom into the bathtub, and then smack your forehead right on the tile wall knowing there was nothing to prevent it. True story. Try me, I've got a million of 'em lol.

[Nevar (5)]

yeah i was there, left quit the mark on your head.

[Homicidalheathen]

You fall flat on your face tripping over a tiny crack in your 6 inch high goth boots and scrape your chin and forehead but some how don't knock out any teeth or break your nose.....

Budwiser and goth boots don't mix.

I sold those damn boots to Tashas girly friend lol.

[Destroit]

yeah i was there, left quit the mark on your head.

Yes but not as big of a mark as your head left on my windshield that one fateful night. Well...now that I'm on it, there was that one time I had too much WHEN:

I got out of CC and decided to drive like a retard (haven't drank and drove since either, obviously) and I went to get on the Lodge to go home, and ended up taking out a sign on the way down, then grinding the wall Tony Hawk style (think of Encino Man, the part where they're up on two wheels), and then going off the ramp after my tire popped and THEN hitting a fire hydrant and a phone pole. True story. I still got a million left.

[Nevar (5)]

to get it right i had no mark on my head from that remember,amazingly.and i had to drive us home.

[Nevar (5)]

when the cop's crash your party and you ask:do you want to smoke one theres three pounds in the back.

[jadnifer]

When you are practically crawling up the stairs and give someone puppy dog eyes and ask them to carry you.

[jadnifer]

When you said something REALLY stupid the night before and dont remember it and your friends make fun of you forever for it.

[Kit Kat P]

when you find the remote in the freezer

[Nevar (5)]

you wake up in a barn in the middle of nowhere.

[Hellion]

When you piss in the sink instead of the toilet,or worse yet the bathtub

[freydis]

When you wake up in a field of corn, and have no idea where you are or how you got there.

(not my story, is hubby's)

[Daevion]

when you read every thread on dgn

[SuZQZ]

White Castle's sound really, really good!

[know_buddy_kares]

when you intentionally puke on the hood of some random person's car...

or try throwing something through the front window of someones house...

or playing donkey kong with construction barrels on the lodge with your car...

[Nevar (5)]

you go home and go to bed, and then realize your in someone elses house.

[Rev.Reverence]

I've got several.....

...one at a time...

You are NOT at RenFest...but cannot stop talkin' like a Scotchman...in February...& I don't mean just the accent...I was using Scotch-Galic, with a bit of Welsh...I only know like 7-10 terms (non-English words) in these dialects...I had learned (mostly) from a Scotch Lady the year before at RenFest...

[pheramoans]

When you sit down on the toilet and take a piss, then get up and you're all like "whoa shit...WHOA SHIT" knowing damn well that you're about to stumble right across the bathroom into the bathtub, and then smack your forehead right on the tile wall knowing there was nothing to prevent it. True story. Try me, I've got a million of 'em lol.

OH MAN, I've done that!!! I was cracking up reading that haha.

*edit*

What about when you're in a public bathroom and stumble into the door? ;x

[Msterbeau]

Too many what?