Bad Jokes That Make You Laugh.

[Homicidalheathen]

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a

rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with

it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and

said,

"Well that's great, just great... some ass hole's got my pen."

[Jadis]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Ohhh, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I make love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

[Scary Guy]

No, no it's not, medicine is the best medicine.

It's also in the wrong forum.

But at least the first joke was doctor themed I guess.