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eh so, recently i found out, my so called best friend took advantage of my ex on the rebound 2 days after the break up.

and i guess now they both find me funny, and me being upset is even more hilarious.

god.

so now im single,

pissed off.

and ready to do some heavy flirting,

lolz.

"when life gives you lemons, squirt your enemy's in the eye with em'"

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Posted

Did you say flirt?

Please report to this thread and make yourself at home. :-)

EDIT: Sorry about the shitty friends... :rant:

Posted

I know it goes without saying, but friends like that are no friends at all.

As for the flirting, I'm sure you'll not want for reciprocation, around here.

Posted

Can i post cat pictures here too?

Too late!!!!

Posted

Wrong forum but you're new and didn't know any... wait... ignorance of the law is no excuse.

Sorry to hear about your situation, people really suck sometimes.

Posted

Wrong forum but you're new and didn't know any... wait... ignorance of the law is no excuse.

Sorry to hear about your situation, people really suck sometimes.

....

nice to know.

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Posted

Wrong forum but you're new and didn't know any... wait... ignorance of the law is no excuse.

Sorry to hear about your situation, people really suck sometimes.

Sometimes? Tsk tsk tsk; you're going soft on me, my lad.

Posted

eh thats great.

so i posted in the wrong forum

eh

i can get away with it.

and sometimes.....yeah id have to agree with everdark

there is no sometimes.

people like that always fucking suck

lolz

but thanks for the critique

Posted

eh thats great.

so i posted in the wrong forum

eh

i can get away with it.

and sometimes.....yeah id have to agree with everdark

there is no sometimes.

people like that always fucking suck

lolz

but thanks for the critique

With the big group of single studs on this board alone, you shouldn't have a problem lmao

Posted

With the big group of single studs on this board alone, you shouldn't have a problem lmao

hehehe :cat:

Posted

hehehe :cat:

rebound relationships never usually last.

I speak from unfortunate experience, yet another reason why I'm single.

I found out after the fact, that I was a rebound for the woman I was with.

Posted

eh so, recently i found out, my so called best friend took advantage of my ex on the rebound 2 days after the break up.

and i guess now they both find me funny, and me being upset is even more hilarious.

god.

so now im single,

pissed off.

and ready to do some heavy flirting,

lolz.

"when life gives you lemons, squirt your enemy's in the eye with em'"

HAHAHAHA!! I have a button that says when life hands you lemons squeeze them into people's eyes.

Its just so great! LOL

Posted

eh so, recently i found out, my so called best friend took advantage of my ex on the rebound 2 days after the break up.

and i guess now they both find me funny, and me being upset is even more hilarious.

god.

so now im single,

pissed off.

and ready to do some heavy flirting,

lolz.

"when life gives you lemons, squirt your enemy's in the eye with em'"

FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT

Posted

eh so, recently i found out, my so called best friend took advantage of my ex on the rebound 2 days after the break up.

and i guess now they both find me funny, and me being upset is even more hilarious.

god.

so now im single,

pissed off.

and ready to do some heavy flirting,

lolz.

"when life gives you lemons, squirt your enemy's in the eye with em'"

put a black widow under her pillow.....she probably won't be laughing much after that...but you will!!

Posted

Sometimes? Tsk tsk tsk; you're going soft on me, my lad.

I said sometimes and I stick by it.

Watching this happen to people I hate is really great entertainment.

But in this particular instance it kinda sucks.

Posted

I said sometimes and I stick by it.

Watching this happen to people I hate is really great entertainment.

But in this particular instance it kinda sucks.

even if you hate the person

its not cool

it still sucks.

it could easily be you

and they would be watching it instead....laughing at you.

give that some thought.

Posted

even if you hate the person

its not cool

it still sucks.

it could easily be you

and they would be watching it instead....laughing at you.

give that some thought.

I agree. pretty much no matter what the circumstance is, it sucks.

Posted

eh so, recently i found out, my so called best friend took advantage of my ex on the rebound 2 days after the break up.

and i guess now they both find me funny, and me being upset is even more hilarious.

god.

so now im single,

pissed off.

and ready to do some heavy flirting,

lolz.

"when life gives you lemons, squirt your enemy's in the eye with em'"

Can't believe nobody said it....

How YOU doing lol.

No I understand what your going through, I truley do. Just give it time babe, best advice anyone can give

Posted

even if you hate the person

its not cool

it still sucks.

it could easily be you

and they would be watching it instead....laughing at you.

give that some thought.

Oh I fully realize that possibility, but even still I'm an evil asshole who likes laughing at the misery of those I hate.

Posted

Oh I fully realize that possibility, but even still I'm an evil asshole who likes laughing at the misery of those I hate.

...and evil always wins cause good is dumb

Posted

...and evil always wins cause good is dumb

All hail lord helmet

Posted

rebound relationships never usually last.

I speak from unfortunate experience, yet another reason why I'm single.

I found out after the fact, that I was a rebound for the woman I was with.

Well it all depends. If she just wants to have fun, there's plenty of guys out there that wouldn't mind the same. I'm in that situation. With going away soon, It would be nice to find a friend to share that sorta thing with before I go.

Posted

Oh I fully realize that possibility, but even still I'm an evil asshole who likes laughing at the misery of those I hate.

maybe the people you hate hurt you because of that attitude.

eh.

yeah, so your evil.

everyone is.

but thats fucking EASY.

its harder to actually be honorable,

and have a brain.

while being fair.

so if i had to choose.

id choose the path less taken.

Posted

maybe the people you hate hurt you because of that attitude.

eh.

yeah, so your evil.

everyone is.

but thats fucking EASY.

its harder to actually be honorable,

and have a brain.

while being fair.

so if i had to choose.

id choose the path less taken.

ZING!

Well said :)

Posted

Being single can suck, but be careful. Don't get stuck with some jackass just because he happened to be around hitting on you when you were lonely. Wait a bit and try to find a keeper, an actual keeper not just someone that tells you what you wanna hear for a month and then turns into a creep.

Its better to be single and have your options open for when the right one comes along, rather than just take somone because you "need a relationship". Believe me i know , been there. Many times heh.

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