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Point out that he is being a bit nerdish and then run.

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Poke him in the belly :p

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Poke her wherever its allowed without getting hit by her or hubby.

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trip him, and hopes that in doing so, he'll kick himself with said boots.

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Points out that thats why shes Evil.

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Ask him why woman are evil..

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Tell her not all are just some.

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suggests that it's not that we're "Evil", we just CRAVE attention, be it negative or not, and it's just human nature to be slightly cruel. plus it's amusing. human nature is a fascinating thing, once you figure out which buttons you can push. *is realizing that she sounds a lot like her counterpart right now*

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Would have to agree with her. Friends getting hurt can be funny and pushing buttons is fun too.

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gives him a cupcake....

methinks i have a slight obsession with feeding people. *shrugs*

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Thank her cause I love to eat.

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enjoys feeding people, mainly because of my increased appetite.

pokes him in the side.

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Pokes her back.

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grabs a poker for a fireplace, and pokes him again.

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grabs a poker table with players and throws them at her.

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manifests a giant Venus fly trap to eat his said poker table, players and all. (kinda reminds me of the book series "The Plant That Ate Dirty Sock" from when i was a kid)

throws a pillow filled with open safety pins at him.

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Throws a bed filled with open safety pins.

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ducks out of the way... throws a duck at him and hopes that it attacks his face. the Aflack duck of doom!!!

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Cook & pass out Evil Cookies...
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Cook & pass out Evil Cookies...

Put my hand up on his hip, watch him dip, I dip, we dip

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introduce myself

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Say "welcome back!"

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drink n drink n then find women

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Make sure she's been properly showered before her lesson.

:blushing: HEY NOW!!! :p

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