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Create the first artaficial tonsils

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Get advice on swabbing tonsils.

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show exactly how to do that properly

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Clothe the hungry and feed the naked.

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yeah...feed the naked some sex!

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Feed naked people having sex to the hungry

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Watch...quite intently.

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Create Irish tentical PRON

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Let him know I'm Irish, but that I lack tenticals.

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Let her know that I'm Irish, and have at least one tentacle.

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Ask if the tentacle protrudes from his forehead.

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Tell her that she's too far north

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Feast of the flesh of the living.

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Watch Cannibal the Musical

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Build a snowman. He can be tall, or he can be not so tall.

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Help build said-snowman, complete with lewd gestures toward old lady's house who yells @ us to keep off her lawn.
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Fire a potato cannon at old lady's windows for yelling at people having good clean fun

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drives the get away car when the old lady calls the cops

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Bring out the .50 caliber anti-aircraft gun and shoot down kid's kites.

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Fire a potato cannon at old lady's windows for yelling at people having good clean fun

drives the get away car when the old lady calls the cops

(:rofl:)

Use left-over potatoes for french-fry & bourbon after-party that blustery, snowman-making evening.

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Use him as a human shield while attempting to rob a pillow factory

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Use him as a human shield while attempting to rob a pillow factory

Chain him from the ceiling by his wrists, with his feet dangling. Then staple his eyelids to his eyebrows, masturbate with a sword handle 5 feet away, then castrate him.

I'd leave him to die there in that room, and use his remains to make perfume that would sell quite well at hot topic. Just because children like to think anything morbid is good.

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Steal all the down pillows.

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Chain him from the ceiling by his wrists, with his feet dangling. Then staple his eyelids to his eyebrows, masturbate with a sword handle 5 feet away, then castrate him.

I'd leave him to die there in that room, and use his remains to make perfume that would sell quite well at hot topic. Just because children like to think anything morbid is good.

Tase at 800000 volts. Restrain, and dump off at the nearest psychiatric ward.

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Chain him from the ceiling by his wrists, with his feet dangling. Then staple his eyelids to his eyebrows, masturbate with a sword handle 5 feet away, then castrate him.

I'd leave him to die there in that room, and use his remains to make perfume that would sell quite well at hot topic. Just because children like to think anything morbid is good.

I would......DEFINITELY not piss her off :)

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