Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

race myself

Sit on the edge of my seat wondering who's gonna win!!!

Posted

Nothing. Just introduce myself as DoubleD.

Posted

slap him across the face :shock:

:evil:

Posted

slap her on the ass

Posted

Spank her ass for the slap she gave mine last night!

Posted

party with him next saturday on his berfday party

Posted

Spank her ass for the slap she gave mine last night!

:whistle:

Posted

point out to her that the inocent thing aint foolin no one.

Posted

tell him that it fools me :happy:

Posted

Commend him on his leak-proof self-delusion. There's cracks in mine.

Posted

Going to try and fix her cracks.

Posted

wow, spackle never sounded so sexy. Stand still so as to aid in the application.

Posted

Smears it on oh so slow but yet oh so hard.

Posted (edited)

let her know its not spakel hes ganna fill your cracks with

edit to note that gose to bunny

Edited by TheGimp
Posted

Oh, I know, but I love it when a man plays with his tools for my benefit. lol. Maybe you should apprentice?

Tease him relentlessly. So much fun.

Posted

i dunno about that i think prick has it covered.....

ill buy u a drink though

Posted

i dunno about that i think prick has it covered.....

ill buy u a drink though

I'll take you up on that this Saturday and return a backrub for your trouble.

Posted

if i can break away from the chaos of city we shall see its suppose to be very busy this sat

Posted

beat back the busy with a steel bat!

Posted

Borrow that bat.

Posted

Consider buying her guitar she's trying to hard to unload.

Posted

Be damn grateful if she did.

Posted

It isn't cursed, is it?

Posted

Should know that if it were cursed, I'd get a kick out of it.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Forum Statistics

    38.9k
    Total Topics
    821.6k
    Total Posts
  • Who's Online   0 Members, 0 Anonymous, 113 Guests (See full list)

    • There are no registered users currently online

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.