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I get a really low score like 23

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looks I will be TEACHING bowling to her...lol

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lol tell him you can try but i really suck at that and pool omg do I ever suck hard a pool

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PARTY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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:spank:whip

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Tease her. :p

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Make him get drunk (somehow! lol) so I can get out all of his dirty little secrets.

:devil:

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Inform her that getting me drunk may have interesting effects - but getting secrets out of me is not one of them.

Edited by Msterbeau
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open his pocket so mina can peek inside

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Take advantage of the holes in his pants.

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Wander the earth looking for beautiful sunsets. :p

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Wish him my very best in finding those sunsets. :)

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Remind her that I mix up sunsets and sunrises.

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Remind him that both are equally awe inspiring and are truly the things that bring joy.

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Tie up dancing sheep. :p

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get a bunch of hot chicks to play crisco twister while we photographed it. :wink

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Help put crisco on said chicks

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Spin the spinner.

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put a little crisco on her haha

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What? And soil my dress? *slaps her across the face*

Oh, I'm sorry darling! I didn't mean it--split second reaction, you know? I didn't even know it was you. Oh PLEASE don't be upset with me. I have a plan. How about you buy me something latex and you can smear as much crisco on me as your pretty heart desires?

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Would enjoy seeing her fitted for a latex catsuit

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What? And soil my dress? *slaps her across the face*

Oh, I'm sorry darling! I didn't mean it--split second reaction, you know? I didn't even know it was you. Oh PLEASE don't be upset with me. I have a plan. How about you buy me something latex and you can smear as much crisco on me as your pretty heart desires?

No just a little on arm

stormknight

I'd let him wear my pimp hat with his cane he'd be a pimp

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