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try and impress some chicks, and blame George Bush if they aren't impressed.

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Explain that he is talking about the wrong bush

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thank him for the enlightenment

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was missed by the Stalker =P

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Buy her a klondyke bar.

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Bite... of course... A lot...

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Cuddle!!

cause I could really use it right now

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Make a warm fire for herz.

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Roast marshmellows together

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Make s'mores.

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makes smore's with reeses peanut butter cups?

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Prank call random people that we find in the white pages and say "Hiii, this is Jessica!" Because, EVERYONE knows a Jessica. Then let them say "Ohhh my sister's friend's aunt's mama's Jessica? How are you doing?" and take it from there. Quite hilarious, actually.

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Dress her up like a giant Barbie

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take pictures

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Give pictures to poor families who live in the swamp

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Make the DGN party bus capable of time travel.

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Start a form of currency that involves baby chickens

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Start our own country.

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Re-enact the movie Gladiator with barbie dolls

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supply him his barbie dolls, and watch the show

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I would do naughty things to her :devil::spank

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make my best friend,cause of their taste in naughty stuff haha

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Invite for tea, crumpets and chocolate covered fingers.

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Stage and photograph naughty tableaux with My Little Ponies in fetish gear.

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See how long it takes mimes to burn

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