What Would You Do With The Person Above You?

[TheGimp]

roast and eat the puppets

[havoc]

order a pizza and watch The nightmare before christmas

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Do the above but add Animaniacs to the watch list!

[phee]

For some reason.... I think watching a Lone Wolf and Cub marathon would be awesome.

[prick]

Challenge him to a slot car race.

[TheGimp]

hide in the trunk all speed racer style

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Wake him up.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Wake him up.

Hopefully have either a totally wise assed comedic or a deep philosophical conversation.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Hopefully have either a totally wise assed comedic or a deep philosophical conversation.

Put on one of my Talking Heads records and play chess.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Put on one of my Talking Heads records and play chess.

I would like to play chess with the above (but try as I might I still suck).

[EatAjaxAndDie]

I would like to play chess with the above (but try as I might I still suck).

End up somehow creating a stalemate during the game.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

End up somehow creating a stalemate during the game.

Hunt down Josh Bradford.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Hunt down Josh Bradford.

Stop his hunt with a friendly game of pool.

[prick]

Discuss the advantages and disadvantages of $5.00 pizza.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

try really hard to find the positives.

[torn asunder]

debate the futility of looking for a silver lining...

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Try to convince him that there is no such thing as objective truth, so we just have to "declare" a goal for ourselves/humanity/the universe, and find it "self evident" since there is no "reason for things" in the human sense of the term. That could be a sad thought or a liberating one depending on how much water is or isn't in the glass.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Have him watch the best VHS tape ever:

WWF Superstars - The Music Video.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Have him watch the best VHS tape ever:

WWF Superstars - The Music Video.

Hah. I never was huge into wrestling but my friend was (I thought he had a couple different videos called <something> WWF superstars (haven't watched more than like 10 minutes of it in like 15 years, I remember that tape I think, that was back with Ric Flair , Sgt. Slaughter, Hogan, The Warlord... plus it was still called WWF.

Try to figure out the mystery.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Play a game of cards with him.

[kat (1)]

Play hide and seek with him.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Play Chutes and Ladders with her.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Go buy/drink a lot of Colt 45

[Troy Spiral (13)]

have some long lost great uncle show up and split his millions between us in the will.

[kat (1)]

Get in the will thing.