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I'll offer my body for a cookie :)

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probably take one of his body parts off, and run away, leaving him the crumbs from the cookie

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probably take one of his body parts off, and run away, leaving him the crumbs from the cookie

:blink:

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Sew up the bleeding stump, I guess...

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:blink:

what?... i'm evil... and i like body parts... that's what i do... see? it's in my name title too... here, let's spell it out for you with the possessed Speak-N-Spell.... E-V-I-L-E-V-E....

as for the person above me... i'll give him a cookie just for trying to save the stump of the body part i took.. :respect::secret::help:

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what?... i'm evil... and i like body parts... that's what i do... see? it's in my name title too... here, let's spell it out for you with the possessed Speak-N-Spell.... E-V-I-L-E-V-E....

as for the person above me... i'll give him a cookie just for trying to save the stump of the body part i took.. :respect::secret::help:

yeah i know that but...

...why THAT body part??? I coulda made a mold for you you know...

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yeah i know that but...

...why THAT body part??? I coulda made a mold for you you know...

... i didn't say which body part... it probably wasn't your :peanutbutterjellytime: i was thinking about taking... but i like the way you think *evil grin*...

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... i didn't say which body part... it probably wasn't your :peanutbutterjellytime: i was thinking about taking... but i like the way you think *evil grin*...

I don't have a :peanutbutterjellytime: I have a :pirate:

But I like the way you think too.. great minds think alike

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will make him walk the plank

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will do a swan dive, then wrestle the sharks in the ocean and throw them at you.

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.... will feed him to the sharks, save for one body part...

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heh, those sharks are no match for me. and if you want that body part so much... come get it :evil:

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i'll also send my army of vicious rabbits after you...

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i'll also send my army of vicious rabbits after you...

HAH! I HAVE THY HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!! WHAT NOW!!!!

ONE... TWO... FIVE, EH... THREE!!!!!!

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will graciously offer him a seat on the couch to watch movies with, solong as he doesn't bring THY HOLY HAND GRENADE...it'll scare the bunnies away, and i kinda want them around...

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would glady leave the holy hand grenade at home and spend some chillout/cuddle time on the couche with you and the bunnies watching movies... just not carebears.. don't ever let me see a carebear... it's instant freak out and watch me kill something sorta primal panic those fuckin things put me in...

fuck carebears.. they're fucking evil. but bunnies are cool.

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might pull out the carbears to see the reaction... :evil: <---(me)

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Sends Eve a carebear cake

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Send copies of daughter's Carebear videos to go with the cake.....

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Hold a grilled sammich festival for friends.

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give him a chef hat for being the cook at said grilled sammich festival

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Juggle sammiches

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discuss the pro's and con's of crunchy peanut butter

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Give her the crunchy parts.

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wants a sexy girl to put peanut butter on his head, only to lick it off

Edited by EvilEve

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