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shoot pool

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throw darts

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Slice each tattoo off with a surgeon's careful skill, a perfect cutout of every one.... slap him unconscious. Roll his unconscious body around in bright green paint, so the raw skin is covered.... mm better yet, make that permanent dye. Dye the raw skin green. Then set him up in a cage at a circus, claim he's the Hulk mid-transformation, and make a fortune.

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Help her find a more humane hobby..

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Take pictures of people when they're not looking.

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Take pictures of her when she's not looking. :p

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Listen to her breathe...

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Take pictures of cats.

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Listen to loud music

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Teach him to put spaces between his words. The Connecticut Yankee accent is atrocious...

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Tech him to post faster..... :p

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peg phee in the head with more crumpled paper balls.

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Share vacation photos

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jump on pogo sticks over hurdles on a track .

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Slice each tattoo off with a surgeon's careful skill, a perfect cutout of every one.... slap him unconscious. Roll his unconscious body around in bright green paint, so the raw skin is covered.... mm better yet, make that permanent dye. Dye the raw skin green. Then set him up in a cage at a circus, claim he's the Hulk mid-transformation, and make a fortune.

Help her find a more humane hobby..

It's only inhumane if he doesn't like it, and she doesn't give him a royalty check.... Personally, I thought that was pretty gnarly.

Back to the thread....

In need of more photos period, go out and take pictures of random shit with....

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I missed a post so I would video said pogo stick jumping just to see if I could cash in a on a great pogo stick accident....

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help them find the right path, then leave them lost without breadcrumbs to follow back

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It's only inhumane if he doesn't like it, and she doesn't give him a royalty check.... Personally, I thought that was pretty gnarly.

Back to the thread....

In need of more photos period, go out and take pictures of random shit with....

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I missed a post so I would video said pogo stick jumping just to see if I could cash in a on a great pogo stick accident....

Initiatite him/her into my sadomasochistic ways and we'll turn every ex-tattooed person into a carnival attraction..... don't worry though ladies and gentlemen, I promise you'll love being a part of E's Circus.

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play with silly putty

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would go to the circus with you to throw axes at clowns faces

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Make him blue pancakes.

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blue pancakes?!?!

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would take the pancakes to dennys and switch them with the pancakes served and then wed tell themthey served us moldy pancakes

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would take to Denny's and make them sharpen spoons with me

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Would.... torture your pancakes into calling me 'Daddy' and flog them with the spoons.

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