What Lesson Have You Learned For Today?

[know_buddy_kares]

Since this thread is universal enough to possibly fit under several different topics.. I figured other stuff is the safest bet. So scary guy, if this is the wrong topic to post this in... shoot me.

At any rate, on with the thread. I believe we all learn valuable lessons each and every day. For if you don't learn something new each day, you wasted the day. It doesn't have to be anything big, but any lesson you learn for the day. So share with us!

[Steven]

my my my but how different we all are.....

[know_buddy_kares]

Well I'll start first...

Unless you're actually serious about following through with this, NEVER use this pickup line...

"Wow, you hot!! LET'S MAEK BABIES NOW!!"

You just MIGHT find yourself in a situation that demands you to follow through with your offer or else... *gulps*

[Kit Kat P]

procrastinating to create a deadline doesn't always work

[jadnifer]

Always keep extra pennies in your purse....you WILL eventually need them!

[SuZQZ]

No matter how good you are at what you do, there is always a time you'll need to ask for help.

[freydis]

Yes, crap really does keep rolling down hill. Be vigiliant and on the lookout for said rolling crap, else it may roll over you.

Also: Birds can be *extremely* territorial.

[Fierce Critter]

Pawn shops are to be avoided at all costs.

[BrassFusion]

Negativity saps your energy, so save your money and move out of the house as soon as you possibly can.

[Gauge]

that either directly or indirectly my mother is going to try and ruin my life. . . and fail misserably

[Msterbeau]

The marketing lady is a witch.

[creatureofthenyte]

when I encounter stupid people at work, its best to just step aside and let them walk by and out of my way.

[Fierce Critter]

That the ones who think they know everything,

know precious little of true value.

[creatureofthenyte]

the smartest people in the world, upon entering a grocery store, automatically become dumber then a box of rocks.

[creatureofthenyte]

Sometimes I stick my foot in my mouth,

when Im trying to be witty and or funny,

and sometimes I offend people when I don't mean to,

for which I am truly sorry,

if I ever do offend someone with something I say.

Ive also learned, Never Assume; if you assume, then you make an ASS of U & Me

[SuZQZ]

when I encounter stupid people at work, its best to just step aside and let them walk by and out of my way.

Gee, when I encounter stupid people at work I find it more theraputic to mess with their computer's registry. I must learn to behave.

Another lesson for the day; You reap what you sow.

[Msterbeau]

Gee, when I encounter stupid people at work I find it more theraputic to mess with their computer's registry. I must learn to behave.

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Why didn't I think of that before?

[Fierce Critter]

Cops are whores.

And the cities, counties and states they work for are their pimps.

"Get out there and earn me some money, ho."

[SuZQZ]

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Why didn't I think of that before?

Ssshhhhh... it's a secret. Don't tell anyone

Another lesson learned today: A rolling stone gathers no moss, but neither does a coworker who sleeps at his desk all day.

[Msterbeau]

Suzie has a sense of humor. No... nevermind. Learned that the other day. :-)

[bean]

tomato soup and white shirts do not mix

[Scary Guy]

Our government is lying to and stealing from us, more so than I already thought.

[Hellion]

Never eat Taco Bell after going to the bar

[bean]

my insurance is more than happy to allow 120 tablets of Oxycontin each month, but be damned if you get more than 6 migraines per month.

[SpidersMoment]

apparently i learned that even if it is your own life, there will be someone(mostly your friend) who will not approve of your decisions, or not so decided decisions And tell you your making a mistake or do nothing but bitch.