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Chernobyl Needs A Futon!


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That's right, If i had a futon i'd give it to her myself, but I lack a futon... since she's so awsome, i figured if anyone else wants to rid of a futon.. she's just the person to give it to. So... anyone got a futon that is willing to part with it for a deal?

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seriously.. give her one.. or I get beatings.

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seriously.. give her one.. or I get beatings.

I thought you liked it rough..hehe

Umm..seriously if i had one, i'd give her one. :)

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I thought you liked it rough..hehe

Umm..seriously if i had one, i'd give her one. :)

Normally I do, but however I'm getting beatings from a 500 pound sexually confused man thing of a woman named Helga McThunderthighs. She has more facial and chest hair than I do...

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I hear that Ikea sells them.

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That is correct, and the beatings will continue from my Aunt Helga until I get a futon. Preferably black. With one of those good like spring-like matresses, not like the crappy ones. Oh and like if it has those cool ass sides that came up like a transformer and turns it into a loveseat that would be ultra SCHWING! Soo yess...get right on it KBK. I don't care where it comes from, it just has to be cushy and finesse my rear just right.

OBEY :tongue:

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That is correct, and the beatings will continue from my Aunt Helga until I get a futon. Preferably black. With one of those good like spring-like matresses, not like the crappy ones. Oh and like if it has those cool ass sides that came up like a transformer and turns it into a loveseat that would be ultra SCHWING! Soo yess...get right on it KBK. I don't care where it comes from, it just has to be cushy and finesse my rear just right.

OBEY :tongue:

AUGH PEOPLE HURRY!!!! HELGA'S SITTING ON ME!!! AND HER HAIRY LEGS ARE ITCHY!!!!!!!!

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heh heh heh

oh the DGN signifigance of the word futon.

its like the word balls... it has meanings far deaper

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heh heh heh

oh the DGN signifigance of the word futon.

its like the word balls... it has meanings far deaper

You mean to tell me that someone on DGN (most likely Phee or Odims) took the word futon and made it into something...naughty?

See I was unaware of this right here.

Enlighten me.

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Craigslist. Seriously. GREAT deals.

I was doing MAJOR Futon shopping just a few months ago.

I got one of those Ikea jobs from someone in A2 for $25. Flipped it for $50, then got a "Futon Store" one 2nd hand for $100 - it's nearly identical to one my dad bought for $1200.

Craigslist, I'm telling you.

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