If Your Walls Could Talk!

[honeymustard02]

PS - I noticed in this thread that everyone's walls are critical, snotty, and some are downright mean.

I think that is very funny.

Doesn't anyone around here have nice walls?

I do, mine are too busy drooling over my Johnny Depp poster and Tila Tequila posters to bother me :D

[Msterbeau]

You're leaving???? *sob*

[Head Wreck]

"i dont know where you put your keys so stop asking me"

[AntiHero]

If my walls could talk they would say:

"Well, it's now apparent that masturbation does not make a person blind."

[violentivy]

this paint tastes like shit, seriously... get me some of that lead based tastiness, mmmm tasty!

[violentivy]

NOOOO, take that crayon away from him!!! NOOOO, Defiled again!

[Fierce Critter]

They'd say, "CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE!!!!"

[SpidersMoment]

My old room in my parents house would've said "Quick, theyre asleep, light up a ciggerette" or "No ones looking, go on a head, make yourself squrim"

my current room would say "Who are you again? I wanna call you...Steve"

my bf's walls would say "Ow..ow..ow..ow..ow..MOVE THE FUCKING BED OFF OF ME!"

[DarkRacer]

The Fuck wrong with you, MOVE OUT NOW!!!!!

[EvilEve]

too many walls, too many comments

my ex's walls would've said: "ow! quit scratching me!" or "Holy Shit, i didn't know you could bend that way.."

[Sybil]

Sybil, all the little cracks 'round here are dusty and that is why you get sick so much. Vaccuum is over there and ready to serve.

<--- has allergies.

*coughs*

*sniffs*

*sneezes*

*tries to talk*

No voice.

[Lillylu29]

umm could we be repainted! and theirs some dust in my cracks....

[violentivy]

ouch, stop hitting me. Please?

[Kit Kat P]

What did I ever do to you?

[lonesomeangel]

You put that where?

[Nevar (5)]

get a god dam dart board that hurts.

[Nevar (5)]

I know what you did last night.

[n0Mad]

"Floor? Where are you floor? I can't see you hiding under all that stuff."

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Help I'm a smart wall I wanna get out go place meet people I'm sick always sitting here watching you and your friends smoke pot. Your lowwering my IQ.

[phee]

Damn you kids.... put those crayons down!

[Destroit]

Help I'm a smart wall I wanna get out go place meet people I'm sick always sitting here watching you and your friends smoke pot. Your lowwering my IQ.

Dizamn...apparantly we live in the same fucking house. How 'bout that...

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Wow you think If i just moved this wall of crap omg there you are sitting there in the conner. There a whole other side to this house but even more walls to look down on me for smokeing all day and night

[Hellion]

I hope your not thinking of hanging that dart board on me.

[Msterbeau]

Clazy Amedicans!!

[Nevar (5)]

Don't you dare paint me black.