Funny Lines

[Kit Kat P]

"I'll be your huckleberry" ~ Tombstone

"Yeah, I'm an oak a'right" ~ Tombstone

[SuZQZ]

"I'll be your huckleberry" ~ Tombstone

I loved it when Doc Holiday said that. Val Kilmer was soooo good in that role!!!!

Oh, and now a quote, It sings in the eternal choir. It is an ex-parrot. - Monty Python Dead Parrot skit

[Msterbeau]

"I'm not dead yet!! .....Nonsense!! You'll be stone cold in a minute!"

[phee]

"You can't do this to her she's too old, I mean look at her she's .... old" -Happy Gilmore

[know_buddy_kares]

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town"

If you don't know what this movie is from... you're a disgrace to mankind.

[Crazed Vampyress]

Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

Good, bad... Im the guy with the gun.

-Army of Darkness

I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.

-Empire Records

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

-Donnie Darko

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

-The Princess Bride

[Msterbeau]

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! " Blue Velvet

"This is where mechanical excellence and one-thousand four-hundred horsepower pays off. " Lost Highway

[TrixieGothGirl]

"You know what they have? Devil's Night Greeting cards, isn't that precious?" The Crow

"I'm making this up as I go". Raiders Of the Lost Ark

"Victims, aren't we all". The Crow

[phee]

Nice David Lynch Quote Marc!!!

"You lost today kid... but that doesn't mean you have to like it" - Indiana Jones and The Last Chrusade

[nilhil_glory]

i can take a shit in a box and put a guarantee on it, so then youll have a guaranteed peice of shit- tommy boy

mandrake.. the redcoats are coming-dr strangelove

today at three oclock im gonna rape you....be there...- welcome to the dollhouse

give me one of them bolshevik firecrackers i think i just fell asleep in the snow -the eagle has landed

my parents didnt belive in toys...i had half of a slinky once then i straightend it- ghostbusters

[Daniel]

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"Conan, what is best in life?"

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Six fuckin' car lengths! That's a hundred and six fuckin' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a fuckin' driver's manual, and I want you to study that motherfucker! And I want you to obey the the goddamn rules! Fifty-fuckin' thousand people were killed on the highway last year 'cause of fuckin' assholes like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!

I could keep on this all day.

[jadnifer]

Machine gun jubblies! ~ Austin Powers

Ive had bigger chucks of corn in my crap! ~ Fat Bastard in Austin Powers

MINI-ME!!!! Stop humping the "lasers"! ~ Dr. Evil in Austin Powers

Austin~ *licks his lips* This coffee tastes like shit!

It is shit, Austin

Oh, tastes a bit nutty.

egh, gross, ew

[phee]

"This car is older then you and your jailbait boyfriend's ages combined" - The Doom Generation

[Draco1958]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? - Batman

That's gonna rust. - Transformers

[phee]

"I can't go to any moon! I have to rescue my friends and save the Earth!!!" - Flash Gordon

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

[Daniel]

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

[phee]

"My money mutha fackoo!" - Big Money Hustlas

[Msterbeau]

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Dubh Aingeal]

Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

[Darus313]

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker...!

Any Die hard movie..!

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[Msterbeau]

"...No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. - That didn't come out right. "

Grosse Point Blank.

[phee]

*after smashing the hippies guitar* "sorry" - Animal House

[kellygrrrrrl]

how about a nice warm glass of shut the fuck up?

[phee]

"How would you like a nice, greesy, pork sandwich... served in a dirty ashtray?" - Weird Science