Funny Lines

[Head Wreck]

Shaun: [hands Liz flowers] Got you these.

Liz: [Liz reads label] "To a wonderful mum"?

Shaun: [sniggers] Oooh! Yeah, that's, because... I thought, it would be, funny, because of what you said last night about me y'know, don't wanna be my mum and that. It's just a little joke, just sort of spur of the moment...

Liz: [long pause] They're for your mum, aren't they?

Shaun: Yeah.

Liz: Smooth.

shaun of the dead

Madmartigan: Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?

Sorsha: You said you loved me.

Madmartigan: I don't remember that.

Sorsha: You lied to me.

Madmartigan: No, I... I just wasn't myself last night.

Sorsha: I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it.

Madmartigan: Sort of.

Sorsha: Then what?

Madmartigan: It... went away.

Sorsha: Went away? "I dwell in darkness without you" and it *went away*?

willow

[phee]

"I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!!!" - Heathers

[Nevar (5)]

nothing i want nothing(fear and loathing in las vegas)

never go up aganst a cecealine when death is on the line ha ha ha ha,ha ha ha ha, ha ha hA________

(the princess bride)

[phee]

Soilent green is people!

[TrixieGothGirl]

"You dick"

"No shoes, no shirt, NOOOO DICE"

Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Simply love that movie.

[Medea]

i can take a shit in a box and put a guarantee on it, so then youll have a guaranteed peice of shit- tommy boy

mandrake.. the redcoats are coming-dr strangelove

today at three oclock im gonna rape you....be there...- welcome to the dollhouse

give me one of them bolshevik firecrackers i think i just fell asleep in the snow -the eagle has landed

my parents didnt belive in toys...i had half of a slinky once then i straightend it- ghostbusters

Oh... the extents to which I loved that movie. And Brendan Sexton the 3rd, who played Brandon.

[phee]

"...it means hell of boiling oil"

"you're kidding..."

"yeah I am... it says keep out"

- Big Trouble In Little China

[odims_sphere]

"son of bitch, SON OF BITCH!" - Rounders

[phee]

"Suck my dead dick" - Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead

[raziel4772]

the first prophecy movie where the devil trys to get the hero to come back with him to hell "but i love you, i love you more than JESUS"

[Scales]

Agent Sands = Johnny Depp

El Mariarchi = Antonio Banderas

Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.

El Mariachi: You want me to shoot the cook?

Agent Sands: No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway.

- Once Upon A Time In Mexico

[phee]

"Warning... there are monkey boys in the facility" - Buckeroo Banzai

[Pryme]

"dick cavet: can i ask you something?

zsa zsa gabor: certainly!

freddy krueger: WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!"

- a nightmare on elm street pt 3.

[Shade Everdark]

"How exactly does one suck a fuck?" - Donnie Darko

[creatureofthenyte]

Sgt. Hartman: Holy Jesus! what is That!!? What the fuck is that ? What is that Private Pyle ?

Private Pyle: Sir, it's a jelly donut sir.

Sgt. Hartman: A jelly donut ?

Private Pyle: Sir yes sir

Sgt. Hartman: Well how did it get here?

Private Pyle: Sir I took it from the mess hall sir

Sgt. Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks Private Pyle ?

Private Pyle: Sir no sir

Sgt. Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts Private Pyle?

Private Pyle: sir no sir

Sgt. Hartman: And why not Private Pyle ?

Private Pyle: Sir because I'm too heavy sir

Sgt. Hartman: Because you're a disgusting fatbody Private Pyle!

Private Pyle: Sir yes sir

- Full Metal Jacket, "The Jelly Donut Montage"

[phee]

"If they hadn't done, what I had told them not to do... they would still be alive today" - Resiviour Dogs