[05/20, Fri] COED Sex Toy Party!! READ THIS

[Marblez]

Colour me shocked  :blushing @ a woman who don't know what a sybian is.  No offense or anything  :innocent

If they could take jar lids off, they'd replace all males.

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Unless it is gonna help me pay the bills, I prefer the old standby. And I can open my own damned jars, I'll have you know.

[Head Wreck]

heh heh

had a friend in collage whos husband was completely a numpty around the house. she used to get him to do housework by cutting the TV plug off because he didnt know how to wire one.

thier TV lead s about 1 1/2 foot.

[Marblez]

If I don't know you... How do I "find" you?  *Gets out his GPS locator*

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I am very impressed with how you are posting, very glad to have you here. You almost even look familiar. My "mom" sense is telling me that next time might be better though. Not that I find anything scary about you but I wouldn't by now, would I?

If anyone has any suggestions, I will consider moving the party from my house to make it a bit more open to the public. If so. Hurry.

I'll get the other interested parties my address/location tonight.

[Msterbeau]

I am very impressed with how you are posting, very glad to have you here. You almost even look familiar.  My "mom" sense is telling me that next time might be better though. Not that I find anything scary about you but I wouldn't by now, would I?

If anyone has any suggestions, I will consider moving the party from my house to make it a bit more open to the public.  If so. Hurry.

I'll get the other interested parties my address/location tonight.

That's fine. I appreciate that you take the time to see how I'm posting. My work situation..or lack thereof is such that my time is fairly flexible and free right now.. so I posted a lot on my first full day.

Another time pershaps. I'd offer my house in Ferndale but I won't be here until after 8PM.

[Goth Brooks]

Unless it is gonna help me pay the bills, I prefer the old standby.  And I can open my own damned jars, I'll have you know.

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it could, technically, help pay the bills :devil

but i'm a wimp and don't feel like getting beat up, so i'll hush now :tear :innocent

[Msterbeau]

I am going to try to make it.  Will let you know for sure when it is closer to the date.

I need a new pocket rocket (or a reasonable copy)!  Mine is lost.  I miss it!

I am hoping it does not turn up at a totally embarassing time.  I can see it now  "Umm... what is that buzzing noise coming from under your couch?"

Hopefully it won't happen like this:

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[Msterbeau]

Yay!  Nibbles are always good to have on hand.

Are all the girls going topless? Oh... you said niBBles... Never mind.

And yes...I'm just reading through the thread and adding smartass comments as I go...

[Marblez]

Well, although interest was initially good I have only received recent confirmation of a few attendees... I would hate to have the consultant lug her stuff here and to present to less than a handful of people. I will personally not be buying enough to make it worth her trip.

Unless there is significant response this morning, I am going to reschedule with her.

You are still welcome to join me for some music, niBBles, and conversation. I PM'ed each of the interested with my phone number. Please let me know if I should be expecting you... If not, I will probably be hitting the Alienare show at TC's Speakeasy. And my BF will get all the niBBles.

[Marblez]

Seeing no "significant response" - the TOY part of the party will be postponed to a later date.

[Marblez]

NOTE to anyone still plnning to come:

I will not be home. Not that I don't want to hang out with you - but the school next door is having a carnival that he wants to go to and I am disappointed about how this all went down...I think I just want to spend the evening with him.

[JaneDead]

i am sorry that the party didn't happen/work out for you :(

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I'm so sorry things didn't work out too. I know you were looking forward to this, and it seemed like lots of people were interested. But, I guess other things always get in the way of people being able to go out and have fun, esp. if they have a family. Plus, people on DGN are from all over the place. Not everyone is right in your neighborhood. Regardless, I hope you had a good night, Marblez.

[Marblez]

Call me glutton for punishment if you will, but I WILL be rescheduling.

And yes, I had a great night with my boy.

[TomCat]

Glad to hear it.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

We'll ALL make sure to come next time, including Internet Whore.

OK, I'm kidding.

[Msterbeau]

We'll ALL make sure to come next time, including Internet Whore.

I think YOU'RE the glutton for punishment here.. :blink

[Guest MsMaldoror]

I said I was kidding. :fear

I think YOU'RE the glutton for punishment here..  :blink

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