DGNers Anonymous

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm #1. I need help.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I know I would welcome this.

I left the old DGN with something like just under 6,000 posts with a joined date of April 2002, and that wasn't even my FIRST account, which reflects my actual joined date of September or October of 2001.

Hated losing all that, though my post count has gone down since I got back to "work" and snapped out of the clinical depression I was in for the first 2 years after moving here to NC. That had me in front of the computer all day, sometimes refreshing over and over and over hoping someone would post SOMETHING I could read and respond to.

It was nice to have DGN "there for me" during that, but man, those days were dark & scary.

Now, I'm just enjoying it when I have free time. Which isn't right now... damn... back to work... :

I've looked into it, and theres a snag (other than it just being a lot of work) transfering the join date, and post counts is a bit cumbersome (as you have to calculate out peoples join date in UNIX SECONDS, (number of seconds past since some day in 1970 :blink ) then run a custom SQL query. But so far, thats just cumbersome, but then, your post count gets added (but not displayed) to the "total board posts" which screws up stats in other places, and im not sure how to fix that yet, nor if its really worth all the work involved...

[Troy Spiral (13)]

someone needs to do my math for me...

Days On New DGN: 160

Average Posts Per day: 1.8

Total Posts: 289

160 X 1.8 X 289 = 83,232

TOTAL DGNA Score: 83,232 =)

To really get a horrifically high DGNA score , somone would have to >maintain

And yes this is silly. :laughing

[Nerdcore]

the funny thing is I had 999 post the day you decided to make the new DGN :confused

[Fierce Critter]

If I do the math based on when I originally joined EZBDGN (est. 10/1/01) my current average daily posts (7) & my total cumulative EZB/IPB post count (7,047):

D 7

T 7047

L 1284

S 63,338,436 :grin:

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't do the math. I suck at math. It hurts my head. :blink

[TomCat]

I can't do the math. I suck at math. It hurts my head. :blink

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me too...stupid math :doh

[Troy Spiral (13)]

yeah that whole multiplication thing is hard.

[TomCat]

yeah that whole multiplication thing is hard.

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Actually, the math isn't that hard...admitting what a junkie I've become is... :whistling

[TomCat]

Days On New DGN: 44

Average Posts Per day: 19.7

Total Posts: 860

Total DGNA Score=745,448.00

:blink I have issues...

LOL, Shit, I've cracked the top fuckin ten overall... :fear

[paradox]

better hurry up Old DGN transfer-posts & join date might be commin soon.  :blink   

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AAAAHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!

I've looked into it, and theres a snag (other than it just being a lot of work) transfering the join date, and post counts is a bit cumbersome (as you have to calculate out peoples join date in UNIX SECONDS,  (number of seconds past since some day in 1970  :blink )  then run a custom SQL query.  But so far, thats just cumbersome, but then, your post count gets added (but not displayed) to the "total board posts" which screws up stats in other places, and im not sure how to fix that yet, nor if its really worth all the work involved...

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HA!

[Amerist]

better hurry up Old DGN transfer-posts & join date might be commin soon.  :blink   

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And here I was hoping it would say I was a newbie forever...

[TomCat]

Hello, I'm TomCat, and I'm addicted to DGN. It could be the comaraderie, babes, the witty banter, the in depth musical discussions, the events calender, or even the fact that Troy is a sexy bitch with Jedi mind controls. I just think it's the fishnets & corsets. Where do I get a sponsor??? Preferably one with a hot ass corset, please. :devil

[torn asunder]

Preferably one with a hot ass corset, please.  :devil

exactly what is an "ass corset"?!? :blink :erm :laughing

[TomCat]

exactly what is an "ass corset"?!?  :blink  :erm  :laughing

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TA, you still having trouble with context? Hot Ass= anything that makes you "happy in the pants." Corsets, although inherently hot, are all not necessarily "Hot Ass Corsets." To draw a comparison, a diamond is a square, but all squares are not diamonds. To clarify this, come to CC, and see what Nienna's been wearing as of late. bring your own drool towel. :whistling