I Could Do His Job

[Homicidalheathen]

Dr Phil that is. The advice is not all that earth shattering.....

He had a couple on yesturday and they were all surprised he HAS TO BY law turn them in for child endangerment when they are kicking the shit out of each other in front of toddlers....duh.

I mean, even if I wouldn't lose my lisence I would turn someone in for that shit......I hated growing up like that. Was like living in a frickin war zone.

At least Dr Phil has a lisense.

Maury on the other hand......?

Keeps doing the YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!! shows.

God some of these women......

I know the NIGHT I got pregnant.....coarse we were trying......it was hard, took months and a magick spell.....

But how on earth does this one lady keep coming back over and over......they are on like guy 26? Or something now???

Thats a different guy for every day of the month without a condom.

Can we say, free clinic?

Thats gross. And I wonder if she likes the attention because embarressment is sure not keeping her away.....and she always runs off the stage crying, just like the first time.

[Homicidalheathen]

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Feel

I want the puppet.

[Kit Kat P]

I find it really amusing when he sits there and says drugs are bad, so stop.