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If you were to die tonight, and were told the only way you could come back was as a food, what would you choose to be and why?

For me, the choice is simple. Turtle Cheesecake!! Because it, like me, looks all rough and scary on the outside, but once you get into it, it's quite sweet and dreamy!! (some one help me!! i am starting to sound like some poodle skirt wearing chippy!!) :animier:

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I think that I would like to come back as Mountain Dew...I know its a drink not a food but whatever!

The reason for this is because it tastes good and if you have enough of it..it will keep you up all night

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anything in the hands of a true chef

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marshmallow....

I wanna be all melty sticky gooey and sweet.

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A pomegranite. I want to be cut with a knife, and then bleed all over whomever tries to eat me.

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I would be a bowl of ice cream, that way the couldnt eat all of me unless they tried really hard.

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Ipecac syrup

Not exactly a food though, but sure fun!

Killer tomato?

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Liver. Everyone would leave me alone. :-)

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I'd be squid.

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I would come back as a perfect Everlasting Gobstopper. That way... I get to be around forever... and well... i would forever have someone sucking on me. Who doesn;t want ever lasting sucking?

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I would come back as a perfect Everlasting Gobstopper. That way... I get to be around forever... and well... i would forever have someone sucking on me. Who doesn;t want ever lasting sucking?

... good answer

although the woman probably doesn't want that. I mean her jaw would fall off after a while!

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I'd like to come back as a Blow Fish. If you eat them in sushi, and it's the wrong part *which is like 95% of it* It will kill you.

So.. I die, and come back as something that can kill when I die again.

YAY! I WIN!

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A chocolate covered strawberry.

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A Naga Jolokia pepper (supposedly the hottest pepper in the world).

I would burn and you wouldn't forget about me for awhile.

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The guiness record worlds largest pizza. I could be shared by many and loved by almost all !

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Honey.

I would never decay.

My golden sweetness like solidified sun light

ever lasting tastiness

that may in fact contain

botulism, salmonella and a few other nasty

If not deadly things

Lick me if you dare.

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A perfectly ripe peach. The kind where you can smell its sensuous sweetness as you bring it up to your mouth, the peach fuzz tickling your lips as the anticipation of how luscious it will taste floods your thoughts. When you take that first bite, your senses explode. Juices run down your lips and chin as you savor the soft, fleshy meat rolling on your tongue. Your taste buds explode, overwhelmed by the heavy, sweet flavor and you moan from satisfaction.

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A perfectly ripe peach. The kind where you can smell its sensuous sweetness as you bring it up to your mouth, the peach fuzz tickling your lips as the anticipation of how luscious it will taste floods your thoughts. When you take that first bite, your senses explode. Juices run down your lips and chin as you savor the soft, fleshy meat rolling on your tongue. Your taste buds explode, overwhelmed by the heavy, sweet flavor and you moan from satisfaction.

I would have found this profoundly sensual. Except raw peaches give me allergic reactions involving my face getting maddeningly I.T.C.H.Y. So now I'm just uncomfortable...

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I found it sensual enough for the both of us.

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I found it sensual enough for the both of us.

:biggrin: Exactly why I chose a peach. Sooooo sensual and delectable. I would be quite pleased if I could make someone feel that way taking a nibble off me.... if I were a peach, that is.

(Sorry FC)

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I would come back as a perfect Everlasting Gobstopper. That way... I get to be around forever... and well... i would forever have someone sucking on me. Who doesn;t want ever lasting sucking?

... good answer

although the woman probably doesn't want that. I mean her jaw would fall off after a while!

Depends on the woman. :whistle:

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:biggrin: Exactly why I chose a peach. Sooooo sensual and delectable. I would be quite pleased if I could make someone feel that way taking a nibble off me.... if I were a peach, that is.

(Sorry FC)

S'all good. :D Made me want to eat a peach, actually.

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:biggrin: Exactly why I chose a peach. Sooooo sensual and delectable. I would be quite pleased if I could make someone feel that way taking a nibble off me.... if I were a peach, that is.

(Sorry FC)

S'all good. :D Made me want to eat a peach, actually. (but I won't)

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