The Worst Way To Die

[Head Wreck]

sober

[phee]

Let me consider this again...

I think that being pumped with your fathers cum and having your orifices sealed after every time he finishes until you literally burst from too much of your dad's semen flowing into your body... that sounds like it sucks a little.

[freydis]

Having your blood transfused with Pine Sol.

[CandyQuackenbush]

While lying in your own bed, thousands of maggots come out from under the bed and start to infest your pathetic body.

They start with your ears so you can hear them munching and scraping at your ear drums and onward to your brain. Then another group set out and goes into your mouth, eating away at your throat.

You're alive and well knowing of the whole thing.

Another pack sets out for your anus and crawls upward into your stomach.

Last is your eyes because they wanted you to wittness the entire show.

Afterwards you are left as a pile of a white moving mass of maggots, spilling over the bed....

That might suck...

[Hellion]

Being trapped in an elevator with 12 other people that just finished eating fermented cabbage,hot pepper cheese 15 hard boiled eggs ,White castles and PBR beer,then they all start farting non stop,a slow choking death from others deadly pharts would really blow.

[jadnifer]

A really ba way to die would be ....

Someone dressing you like a gorilla and throwing you in with the apes during mating season and then when you couldnt walk anymore...throwing you into the lion's den during feeding time...that would kinda suck

[the eternal]

Being put in an iron maiden that slowly closed, piercing my body a little more each moment.

The contraption would be made of glass, and while it was first beginning to close, before the pain became unbearable,

I'd be watching Bean have sex with another guy and they'd both be looking at me and laughing,

in between her multiple orgasms, of course.

Then it would be physically and emotionally excruciating at the same time.

I can't imagine a more painful way to die.

[the eternal]

...And between the orgasmic screams and laughter,

she'd be telling me that everything my ex has said is true and more.

[bean]

jeez, and you say I'm pessimistic...lordy...

I think falling into a silo filled with cow poo would be an awful way to die.