What Barney Really Is

[jadnifer]

Barney = Satan

The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:

1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is Satan.

Thought that this was great and that I would share it with you all.

[Homicidalheathen]

Your weird.

[jadnifer]

Of course I am!!

[Homicidalheathen]

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

tho it apears that you have too much time on your hands, i think that i agree, to a degree.. lol

i think that the guy that's in the barney suit is just some petifile that couldn't get any other job, and the stipulation for him keeping that job is when he's around kids, he has to stay in the suit... just a thought...

[Destroit]

I think Barney was sent by the guvemint to go undercover, cracking down on illicit crack use among toddlers, which, you know is all the rage now in preschools.