Today In Iraq

[Head Wreck]

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told President Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in iraq. To everyone's amazement, all colour ran from the President's face, Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands visibly shaken, almost wimpering.

Finally Mr Bush managed to compose himself and asked Mr Rumsfeld "just exactly how many is a Brazilion?"

[the eternal]

[SuZQZ]

Another little gem!