The Official Dgn Attention Whore Thread....

[phee]

Do you crave attention but are not sure where to get it? Are you sick of putting naked pictures of yourself up to get what you deserve? Tired of complaining in the pity partry thread because no one actually shows up to your pity party? Do you deserve more attention than anyone in this world has ever given you?

THIS IS YOUR THREAD

Post away....

[Destroit]

As a mod and member of DGN I demand that everyone come over to my house and play with my cat, Gitzie, because she is my kitteh and more important than all yerz kittehz. (See picture below):

Speaking of which, why you guys no come over EVER? You hate me...the world hates me, I am doomed doom doom dooooomed, so much so I want to sing the doom song, but nobody would be around to hear it anyway because you must think I smell or something. Wait...do I smell? Is there something on my face? Am I just really REALLY ugly? Why's everyone gotta stare at me when I walk out of my house? They stare at me like I'm weird or something whenever I walk out of my house looking like this:

It's like these old people haven't even seen someone with blacked out eyes, a hole in their lip, a mini skirt, and bright neon yellow make-up with goggles to boot. I should stare at them...they're the freaks, they're like NINETY and probably don't even know it. I mean WHAT-ev, right? As-if. What's their problem? I'm so for serioul! Secretly I like the attention though...but don't tell no onez. Why don't THEY ever come over too? I can make brownies...and we can play parcheesy. Same with you guys. No...? Nobody....? FINE...I'll just have to kill myself because my DGN friends HATE me...I need a HUG! HUGS DAMNIT! I'm like...crying in my coffee... :

No....?

I'll do it...I'm so for serioul right now...I've tried to do it 800 times already...

I has a stapler to my head as we speak.

Fine...well maybe I won't kill myself, not that I wasn't going to or anything, it's to teach you all a lesson. I just wanna be ALONE now because my life is a dark pit of DARKNESS and everything is misery....call me...please?

[phee]

LOVE ME!!!!

[Msterbeau]

There is no such thing as too much attention. :-)

[Destroit]

LOVE ME!!!!

NO! I needz the luvins! *fights Phee for attention*

[phee]

Attention + Whore = _________________

[LuluVox]

Chernobyl, I am a fan of your cat -- she looks so fuzztastic. Plus, her little white feet match in the front and back!

[Destroit]

Chernobyl, I am a fan of your cat -- she looks so fuzztastic. Plus, her little white feet match in the front and back!

YES...Gitzie now loves you (which is alot to say because she used to hate everybody)...b/c you did mention her feet, which she loves because they're full of white-matching-sass, yet she hates for hiding purposes like when she tries to hide in my all black laundry. Gives away her instantly.

1 DGN member down...1,662 to go

You should visit her and give her attention and bring her catnip!

[Kit Kat P]

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[Scales]

U R EMOTIGIANT

[Hellion]

I like to remain invisible,that way attention cant see or find me,LOL!!

[phee]

I like to remain invisible,that way attention cant see or find me,LOL!!

By posting in this thread... you have failed

[Hellion]

By posting in this thread... you have failed

LOL!!!

[Destroit]

By posting in this thread... you have failed

DAMNIT! I was gonna say that...why you keep trying to steal all my attention today?

[phee]

DAMNIT! I was gonna say that...why you keep trying to steal all my attention today?

How can I steal what's already mine?

[jadnifer]

I NEED SOME ATTENTION!!!! SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME RIGHT NOW!!

[phee]

[bean]

ME ME ME ME!! Look at me! Woe is me! Life sucks! No one gets it! Look at me!

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe!!

*insert picture of me*

are you looking at me? why isn't anyone paying attention to me?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*insert 22 pictures of me*

best thread ever! Thanks phee, you made my day!

[Destroit]

I still...am not feeling the love...

*slaps wrist on forehead all goth-like*

Woe...is life

[EAF (1)]

*shoots 9mm Glock into ceiling 3 times*

*everyone stares*

YAY! It worked!

:D

[Draco1958]

I still...am not feeling the love...

*slaps wrist on forehead all goth-like*

Woe...is life

Feel the love baby *gooses Chernobyl*

*shoots 9mm Glock into ceiling 3 times*

*everyone stares*

YAY! It worked!

:D

Didn't need to do that, I was already staring your way.

[saechalyn]

ME ME ME ME!! Look at me! Woe is me! Life sucks! No one gets it! Look at me!

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe!!

*insert picture of me*

are you looking at me? why isn't anyone paying attention to me?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*insert 22 pictures of me*

best thread ever! Thanks phee, you made my day!

I do so love your commentary...

[EAF (1)]

roflmao...

But not everyone is...

*points gun to random person with their back turned to her*

I need attention damnit!

[Hellion]

These ppl will want attention,LOL!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_eaBgaDzY

[bean]

I do so love your commentary...

Why oh why doesn't anyone care? *sobs*

*nude picture* *tee hee*

me.

wait, wait....

me.

did I mention, me?