The Official Dgn Attention Whore Thread....

[EAF (1)]

Em-O's? roflmao

*steals hugs from everyone*

WOOT!!!

[Draco1958]

Em-O's? roflmao

*steals hugs from everyone*

WOOT!!!

Don't steal, all you have to do is ask.

*gives EAF all the hugs she can handle.*

[EAF (1)]

YAY MORE ATTENTION! lol

[Rayne]

Speaking of which, why you guys no come over EVER?

I iz very allergic to your kittahz.

.... Not that I get out much anyway .......

[Head Wreck]

meep!

[EAF (1)]

*HUGS HEAD WRECK*

[phee]

ME ME ME ME!! Look at me! Woe is me! Life sucks! No one gets it! Look at me!

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe!!

*insert picture of me*

are you looking at me? why isn't anyone paying attention to me?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*insert 22 pictures of me*

best thread ever! Thanks phee, you made my day!

Thanks for giving ME the attention

[the eternal]

Phee, you are a mind reader.

Bean and I were just talking about this.

Bean, you are hilarious, btw.

Oh, and Chernobyl, I am going to bestow upon you the height of attention, your own tribute.

It's an hommage to your use of 3rd person, your discussions of weight, and your sass.

It's 100% :p and 500% sassy

HERE IT IS

Yes, I was feeling quite silly.

[the eternal]

Here's another.

This one's for DGN's biggest all-time flirt.

Mstrbeau wants to claim the throne,

but there is only one man who never lets any of "the ladies" get by without an admiring remark and a

come-on

All in good fun.

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you?

(Ducks and waits for one to be made of him)

[Brenda Starrr]

Em-O's: The sad little ceareal with razor-shaped marshmallows.

BTW, I need no attention. I get plenty. Carry on.

[phee]

Em-O's: The sad little ceareal with razor-shaped marshmallows.

BTW, I need no attention. I get plenty. Carry on.

Then you wouldn't have posted in this thread... you have failed

[LuluVox]

ME ME ME ME!! Look at me! Woe is me! Life sucks! No one gets it! Look at me!

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

ME

memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe!!

*insert picture of me*

are you looking at me? why isn't anyone paying attention to me?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*insert 22 pictures of me*

best thread ever! Thanks phee, you made my day!

Oh my god, yes. High five. :D

[Brenda Starrr]

Then you wouldn't have posted in this thread... you have failed

Nope. I can't fail. I just thought some Em-O's sounded delicious.

[phee]

Nope. I can't fail. I just thought some Em-O's sounded delicious.

Now you have posted twice in the attention whore thread... making you twice the attention whore you were.

[Brenda Starrr]

35,684 posts makes YOU the post whore, you post whore.

[phee]

35,684 posts makes YOU the post whore, you post whore.

When have I ever denied it?

[jadnifer]

You have never denied it Phee!!

Now you must ALL pay attention to me!!

SEE ME!!!

*waves hands*

SEE MEEEEEE!!!!

Come on!!! ANSWER ME!!!

DO YOU SEE ME?!?!?!?!

[bean]

me!!

[phee]

[Hellion]

My pharts get more attention than I do,LOL!!!

[bean]

(.)(.)

[Head Wreck]

[phee]

[jadnifer]

Now WHY WHY WHY is everyone giving everyone else attention and NOT paying attention to me???

I am RIGHT here!!

*stands on head*

*walks on hands*

Me!!!

ME!!!!!

ME!!!!!!!!!

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

and finally ME!!!!!

[the eternal]

Jadnifer, I have granted your wish.

(BTW, That's me with the red hair and the all new female gender)

You are hereby the (attention) whore by who all others will be judged.

And that is saying something considering all the whores on this board.

The ladies of Michigan Ave, Woodward, and Cass will all stand at attention and say,

"DAMMMMNNNN! that Jadnifer is an even bigger ho than us"

You can't say DetroitGothic.net without saying Jadnifer.

OK maybe you can, but I will choose not to.

--DetroitGothicJadnifer.net.

It is written.

Go forth and whore once more.

Now that you have mastered your craft, you must continue in your destiny.

There are:

naked pics to be posted,

boasts to be made,

desperate things to be said

nude pictures posted in a braggadocio manner while saying desperate things on top of a mound

of limited edition LPs of The Cure's seminal UK debut Three Imaginary Boys,

earning such respect far and wide even Draco will pause before interupting your reign to offer joining you on top of said music.

We are mere plebians in your company.

But you must Further prove your whoreness

Be what every Tom, Dick, and Eternal wishes they were, but never could be:

the Attention Whore Queen of DGNland!!

(Ok maybe all I really want is a nice pillow to cry with an accompanying drop of bean water, but you, YOU will now be the whore you've always dreamed of)