13 Word Novels

[Fin]

One more spill, one more ladle, one more turkey, and I have Thanksgiving.

[phee]

Born, take your first breath of thin air.

Die, Last breath into it.

[~Tszura~]

He bit slowly into the soft, juicy dumpling, puzzled by the crunchy surprise.

[Fin]

When Beatrice routinely re-aggravated her skeet-shooting shoulder, by God Walter heard about it.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Sexy beast deep inside, pulling Me closer, I can not hide from lust.....

[Guest greyhalo]

Enda timidly looked under her car seat and discovered a petrified Chicken McNugget.

[phee]

Bleed out...

Laughing at the sky he made his last painting.

No more

[Guest greyhalo]

Eating tater tots with ketchup, Seymour finally discovered the meaning to his existence.

[Guest greyhalo]

Contemplating the shortage of razors in Mexico, Msterbeau didn't shave his head today.

[Guest greyhalo]

Mr. Whipple was diagnosed with CTS after squeezing too many rolls of Charmin.

(Yes, I am really bored at work today.)

[~Tszura~]

Embarrassed at his obvious arousal, Larry sat cross-legged on the nude beach.

[bean]

Pineapples in Hawaii are fresh, juicy, and awesome. Pineapples everywhere else simply suck.

[Fin]

Zippy shouted "LOOK!! A DUCK!!" as the specialist pronounced him cured of ADHD.

[creatureofthenyte]

His pal Zeek, handed him a beer, and told him he is a big geek!

[~Tszura~]

Leonardo expounded magnificently the complex edifice of theory regarding wild muskrat nocturnal mayhem.

[creatureofthenyte]

Mary became annoyed and fell asleep, dreaming of having sex in a pickup truck.

[phee]

What truth is there?

Lets ask the class... yes my dear,

Your answer?

[creatureofthenyte]

The truth is blinded the cow chip throwing contest that is on tv.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Gil believed that a collision with a speeding ambulance is a stupid way to die.

[Emily Darke]

The animals said it was called Death. And the humans laughed maniacally.

[phee]

He turned off his emotions and started to walk.

A year to go.

[Fin]

It took two massive Mazola jugs, but dagnabbit, Algernon caught that rabid gopher!

[phee]

Wake up

Do what is needed

Breathe

Sleep

Happiness and meaning all around

[Scales]

With one last step, falling into the cement, "It's done."

A dead smile.

[Fin]

After Bart got his nipple-ring caught in the vacuum-cleaner, Mavis outlawed shirtless floor naps.