13 Word Novels

[Burrich1]

Looking at the pumpkin, he could not comprehend how it fit up there.

Edited September 16, 2008 by Burrich1

[Fin]

Longing for home, Herbert placed the open Pop-N-Fresh lunchbox daintily on his head.

[Ice Queen (1)]

Pop-N-Fresh had been one of many objects Herbert found sexually stimulating for years.

[phee]

He fired his missile at the target, missing the conductor by inches only.

[Fin]

Norman, wearing boots only, yelled "GERONIMO!" & jumped carrying two bottles of maple syrup.

[Scales]

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[Ice Queen (1)]

I am getting really frickin tired of people that want to use me. (non-fiction)

[Enishi]

I traveled a lot, fought some bad dudes and woed a girl yah.

[phee]

"People take me for granted" She said.

"That's nice... now undress" He replied.

[Fin]

Blast those tweezing twins! Lester would have won the "Most embedded splinters" award outright.

[brandywine0880]

she then quiffed, and asked for a klondike bar, as her man smiled slyly.

Wow. I just let out a big LOL. Very nice. and random..

[creatureofthenyte]

But wait !

People have started having sex on top of school buses !

[Rev.Reverence]

I am all alone...so utterly alone...truth is..we are all alone...

[Fin]

"Don't need jumper cables," Hank offered, watching Mildred hooking up her 1950's toaster.

[phee]

He took her hand and ran his fingers through her hair.

"Hairy knuckles"

[Oh_My_Goth]

Pretty little head falling to the floor, now that bitch is no more.

[~Tszura~]

Sitting in her slick 1940’s Chevy, she revved, and then started the car….

[phee]

He was too far from his dream, it started to decay and fade.

[~Tszura~]

And so she said farewell to her precious son, crossing the rocky terrain.

[Scales]

You only typed five words.

(You were supposed to type out thirteen words.)

[phee]

You only typed five words.

(You were supposed to type out thirteen words.)

Best one yet, I like this novel, I give it very high marks.

[Scales]

Best one yet, I like this novel, I give it very high marks.

Why thank you sir. *raises beer* You are a scholar and a gentleman!

[phee]

It eats in the dark, then it smiles. Sits on your chest relaxed.

[creatureofthenyte]

as the porkchop ran down the hill, the garbage can voted no contest.

[phee]

Fuck you, fuck this, fuck my soul.... Can I have some peanut butter?