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said the blindman, to the deaf dog, as he dropped a big deuce .

  • 2 months later...
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Thirteen word novels?

What about eighteen word novels?

Thirteen word novels?

Well.. deja-vu.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Jim looked at Samantha smiled then left the room. Jim wouldn't be back.

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"The final stab, huh?" John mused. Bitch turned both trick and phrase beautifully.

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"Where am I?"

"Don't you mean, where aren't you?"

It was night time.

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Who am I?

You're condemned as God. Make it better the next time.

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Kerplunk!

The ant danced next to me.

Then it fell down.

Oh no!

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His favorite t-shirt was ruined by her ideals.

It was time for revenge.

Guest Megalicious
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I smiled at him on the table - this was going to be fun.

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One time I thought I had an idea.. but I was very wrong…

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They pressed angels into new shapes, sizes, and uses.

Their faces remained alike.

Guest Megalicious
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SHE cut the heart out, in a delicate fashion - so HE would feel.

Edited by Megalicious
Guest Megalicious
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The sound of the knife through bone was exciting - to say the least.

Guest Megalicious
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I wear my heart on my fingers not my sleeve - get it right.

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I stand here grateful for the trust you have bestowed. Let children falter.

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"We can always make more humans." Said the angel as he chuckled softly.

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Riding the tiger was less fun than making it imitate a Maneki Neko.

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"We can only pretend for so long" she said, as her head exploded.

Guest Megalicious
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She peeled away the muscle and tendons, like one would peel string cheese.

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The searchers are still combing the mountainside, but the kids need to eat.

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"Stop staring at me!" Then both her eyes fell out of her head.

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Like a windswept mint pie in a tree house, her emotions rippled unsettlingly.

(YES- BLATANT PLAGIARISM!!!)

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Then she slowly, softly kissed him, but only after she told her lies.

Guest Megalicious
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Like a windswept mint pie in a tree house, her emotions rippled unsettlingly.

(YES- BLATANT PLAGIARISM!!!)

:laugh:

Then she slowly, softly kissed him, but only after she told her lies.

I like that one Rach.

I shall never tell the secret ever. I will never give them up.

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I still smell her in our bed, and feel her in my arms.

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