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all the stars out there and mine shot down like a carnival duck...

(actually wrote that one when i was 14 and the girl i liked moved away)

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Hope you got everything you wanted. Auctioneer's here. Close the gate behind you.

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The horse laid dead on the ground, and yet she still beat it.

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Carl's imagination took him to places no other three toed sloth had gone.

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You keep on knockin but you can't come in ! said the cab driver.

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Leaves piled high, children jump in with enthusiasm, then they take a shower.

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Fireballs coming out my desk. Badgers are entertaining. As is the great horned llama

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Everytime he opened his eyes he was somewhere else.

"Lord what has happened?"

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The hills are alive with the sound of Satan and Rachel Ray.

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For friends I go and die. Only love would compel me to live.

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This is the beginning of the novel. And this, friend.... is the end.

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snow and chilly weather didn't deter people from the prospect of free chicken.

actually taken from a yahoo story about the blizzards in the rockies but damn it it sounded funny

Edited by Slogo
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It's dangerous to make people symbols. So often, they become what you fought.

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He reached for revolution but too lazy for action, found decomposed---utterly insignificant.

Edited by the eternal
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Down the isle he laughs, belly bouncing, not knowing he is the fool.

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missiles and chickens that make their way to the offers the travelers eat.

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The travelers shit rainbows and farted lightning as they made their journey west.

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This is something new for me, seeing a moving van at a funeral.

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Today we drove up a small mountain and saw a Greek god's butt.

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as he gazed at her after sunset her eyes spilled tears of blood.

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can't sleep clowns will eat me, can't sleep clowns will eat me, shit!

Edited by creatureofthenyte
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too late my creature, I am the clown and I want to feast. :devil:

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Would you like fries with that? He asked her with a heightened curiousity.

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If by fries you mean your soul, why, than yes, yes, I would.

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"Is this what you mean by sexy?" She asked.

He nodded a lot.

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