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..they sucked my tubular love muscle until it exploded all over their faces...

Edited by Rev.Reverence
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He said, "I can remember when life was fun & easy" then collapsed.

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They twisted and spun like a sickening grey soup.

Then she woke up.

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A cow, just won the Daytona 500!

How is this really even possible ?

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To the scarred mountains on the horizon.

To the sea beyond.

We gaze.

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slowly it grew in him - the hole where his heart used to be.

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The walls of the castle loomed above. The cold stone invited him inside.

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out of hellfire and brimstone, the sword was forged.

Time to eat now.

Edited by creatureofthenyte
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I do hope that trilogies are not against the rules...

(book 1)

...born of deception, suckled on darkness, reared on chaos and disorder, fed lies...

(book 2)

...the child of the dark moon thirsted for knowing, and hungered for light...

(book 3)

...well nourished, the child, grown, was now fit to wage war on darkness...

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Frozen eyes that forever gaze at one another. Only the sound of wind.

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As she reached for the room spray, she politely said; "Oops, My bad !"

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she silently pondered, "was that a yapping pup or the drunken neighbor below?"

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Tubed meat. Eating her jerky, she mused, "nothing is better." Or was there?

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He preached love and peace, the irony: He often attacked his friends physically.

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The rock rolled down the street, and smashed into the garbage truck again.

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Feeling powerless, she climbs the tower, bites the wire, and she is electrocuted.

Edited by bean
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He paid for his mistress's trips to South Beach.

Fools and their money.

Edited by Simon Bar Sinister
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It was all flash, heat and passion and then we murdered her parents

  • 2 weeks later...
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the poltergeist knew if he stayed that ectoplasm covered love would soon prevail.

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The kangaroo jumped over the candlestick and then landed in a pile of boogers.

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"i'm going to stop setting timers," she said, "as it burns either way."

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"Let's go to the show together!" She said.

He nodded. Her skirt ruled.

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His skin was a soft white. She danced like no one was watching.

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It looked at him with the curiosity of kittens and their prey.

  • 3 weeks later...
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Where was everyone? The answer, of course, was that everyone was somewhere else.

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