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Remember kids, honesty matters. You're not rich enough to get away with murder :happy:

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Call me missy... one more time... and I'll kick you in the sack.

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here she comes again. what should i say? too late, there she goes.

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Time grows old,

world so cold,

heart bleeds lead,

Please take my soul.

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What's the matter ? He said; You look like you've just.....seen a ghost !

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-Ignorance is bliss...until you get your butt kicked for offending someone...

-...Yep...

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Roses are dead,

violets are ugly,

I just want someone to :censored: me!

*I think I haz internet Tourette's.

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Assumed a mortgage? Congrats!! You're eligible to be legally screwed with government backing.

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Writing a 13 word novel?, let's begin......

Where's my pen

she swallowed it.

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Her path was clear. Her mind - focused, her spirit - willing, but flesh...missing.

  • 2 weeks later...
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As he wrapped his arms around her from behind, his fingers drifted lower.

  • 2 weeks later...
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I stand awestruck in some other universe, multidimensional physics' mysteries suddenly made flesh.

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- I will not be underestimated!!

- You will, my sweet...time and time again...

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I was a bit taken aback by his steely gaze and rippling muscles.

  • 1 month later...
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As he got closer her body felt the fire burning deeper inside her

..

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his hands all over her she longed to taste every part of him....

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- Why spend time helping others when you can help yourself!?!

- Dunno...keeps happening...

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Once upon a time some shit happened which prompted more shit happening.

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Then the chick drove her unicycle, through the grocery store, out of boredom.

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It's great when you're able to laugh at your own shortcomings...*points wildly*

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God One: And so ends the age of Man

God Two: Promises, Promises...

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And who are you to suggest such a thing...!?!

I sign the paychecks.

  • 5 months later...
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Drifting off as the house settled on this cold night, trembling in fright.

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Fireball through the veins, pressure escalating, waiting for the eventual aneurysm and death.

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He proclaimed, if thy loveth me so, thou shalt make me a san'ich"

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