13 Word Novels

[creatureofthenyte]

She made me do her from behind; it felt better then I expected.

[the eternal]

Here's some holiday cheer---

"Merry Christmas, bahhumbug motherf*&^er," as he lay motionless, impaled by his own menorah

[phee]

(along the same mood)

"It's Jesus's birthday you scum" said the man from behind the mask, "SHIT"

[the eternal]

Trenchcoat and sword in hand...

"No"

"But I love the ladies," he pleaded

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The sequel:

Her band, shimmering in moonlight, arose to his pupils, so he could understand.

[phee]

In the beginning there was the start, and then it began, um..... ok.

[the eternal]

Emotionally infantile, functionally illiterate, he'd scrawl musings until someone deciphered his mspelbadgramatese-style english

[the eternal]

Timber! Shards splintering into the abyss. They waited for the words "Total Loss."

[the eternal]

Addiction, holding his hands to the keys, typing much, saying nothing. Log Out.

[bean]

I'm pretending the nosebleeds and bloodshot eyes are worth it in the end.

[bean]

The inferior model, undesirable. I will consult with doctors to make me beautiful.

[Burrich1]

I am stealing a beginning from Phee here, but I couldn't resist.

In the beginning, there was the 'Schwartz.' Everything became fucked up shortly thereafter.

[creatureofthenyte]

May the Schwartz be with you he said, then I told him: fuck off.

[angusfergus]

He kissed her and she kissed him back. And they lived happily ever after.

[Burrich1]

Never finding love, she jumped from the building and crushed him dead. Soulmates.

[creatureofthenyte]

as his ghost flew into the sky, he climbed the stairway to heaven.

[the eternal]

Another sleepless night. "WTF am I doing still at work," he pondered. ZZZZZZZZZZ.

[the eternal]

"One more task, I'm done." as he climbed back into the hamster wheel.

[the eternal]

Manipulation master plotting her ex's demise with a cheshire grin. "Checkmate! Custody's mine."

[the eternal]

Visions of cyanide and razorblades grazed his mind. "Fuck it, I'm too tired"

[nilhil_glory]

No one visits me when im cutting muffins, im alone in my own little cloud

[creatureofthenyte]

I came down from my little cloud, got dressed, went to City Club.

[Burrich1]

His desire was intense, but her hunger was greater. He hadn't a chance.

[Burrich1]

He ran from the building and waited for the explosion. It never happened.

[Bernadette]

Drama, why must it exist??? He said. She said. Whine - Pout - Cry. HUG!

[DemolitionalizeLove]

She peered into the mirror, tears forming in her eyes, "I'm in love?"