13 Word Novels

[phee]

There isn't enough time, in this life, or the next get it now?

[Fin]

After scarfing down pickle sandwiches, the twins enjoyed frantic unicycle rides through Midtown.

[Rev.Reverence]

Fiddles and bagpipes serenade...Bodhran bleat a somber beat...The Banshee doth wail...

[bean]

Crazy lady, lost touch with reality. Therapy and strong drugs may fix her.

[phee]

Born to see it all. What a thought, he said to himself.

[Nightgaunt]

It gibbered and mewed in the frigid night, lonesome for its dark master.

[phee]

Dragging feet. It limps towards the holy city, laughing inside. The light on....

[Fin]

"Sometimes when Edith laughs too hard she pees a little," Mildred observed aloud.

[Rev.Reverence]

...rum is good in moderation..so i find moderation itself to be similar.....

[Nightgaunt]

Y'know, these are perfect jumping-off points for short stories. I've got a file full of stuff like this for that purpose...

[Fin]

"Hold that bar tightly or you'll plunge into a vat of boiling gelatin!"

[Burrich1]

Corporate America laughed at the imbeciles. The mindless sheep were forever contently oblivious.

[Fin]

"Why?"

"Because there are starving people in *inaudible*...."

"WHERE??"

"DAMMIT JUST EAT 'EM!!"

[Scales]

"They've discontinued caffeinated sodas in the US."

He shot himself in the head.

[phee]

I turned around to see if you had turned around to see me.

[Fin]

Though sock garters were out-of-fashion, Algernon found alternate uses for them.

[phee]

It was round, and had a mysterious air about it. The people watched.

[Fin]

Mabel & Dudley were notorious for their late-night naked 7-eleven runs.

[phee]

"Very good." Those were the words that summed up the entire affair now.

[Rev.Reverence]

.....knobs twist.....lights flash.....as the timer counts seconds.....I CAN SEE GOD.....

[phee]

Moon, stars, blood, colors... passing by like stations on a journey, destination unknown.

[Oh_My_Goth]

She looked to the light for guidance, The Universe told her: Go Left.

[Fin]

Leonard had an enormous collection of walnuts that each resembled Anthony Michael Hall.

Edited June 25, 2008 by Fin

[Scales]

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.

[Fin]

"If ever there were an 'Era of Pickles,' this is it!" lamented Mavis.