13 Word Novels

[brandywine0880]

"Holy sweet mother of Venus's snatch" she blurted out after seeing the giant clown.

Well said. I sat here and l'dmfao

[brandywine0880]

He swept her up into his loving arms whispering sweetly, "I like ponies."

[phee]

On your death bed, please regret, please be very sad about your life.

[Rev.Reverence]

Mutilating fuzzy bunnies was all they had together; they were really quite disturbed.

[phee]

"I lost my feelings" he muttered.

"You were actually using them?" She replied.

[jynxxxedangel]

A hand broke suddenly from the chrysalis; the faerie imago emerged, shining radiantly.

P.S. This thread just isn't the same while Fin is absent.. :(

[phee]

Fin is gone.... they all realized as they looked mournfully into the cave.

[jynxxxedangel]

Fin is gone.... they all realized as they looked mournfully into the cave.

Very clever, Phee!

[phee]

Very clever, Phee! said that math teacher as she put her shoes on

(sorry had to fix that)

[jynxxxedangel]

A foul odor emanated from the mysterious box that lay on his porch.

[Burrich1]

Keeping busy kept the loneliness at bay. Then the enviable downtime came. Sigh.

[phee]

The world closed today, don't know why or if it is opening again.

[Fin]

When Beatrice whispered "Get your hands off my MATLOCK action-figure," she meant business.

[Msterbeau]

The subject at hand was beer and fondue, or so she thought.

Edited July 8, 2008 by Msterbeau

[jynxxxedangel]

The kitsune stepped into the clearing, trailing a maelstrom of cherry blossom petals.

[phee]

Until the last minute or one second too late. Now it's too late.

[Fin]

Floobie took the elderly twins skydiving--what a great 90th birthday THAT was! Edited July 8, 2008 by Fin

[Oh_My_Goth]

Stranded in the rain, again.....No way to Me destination in time.....Shit!!!!!

[Msterbeau]

For the umpteenth time, it rained mere hours before the lawn was to be mowed.

[Fin]

Undaunted by edicts of fasion, Lester proudly mowed in black socks & garters.

[~Tszura~]

Psycho-killer falls in love with another psycho-killer. Passion, romance, short marriage.

[jynxxxedangel]

She stepped gingerly into the tidepool; anemones retreated, and brightly-coloured fishes scattered.

[Rev.Reverence]

..the pounding of my heart pulses through my tooth with unrelenting fury...

[jynxxxedangel]

Tear up the planks! Here! HERE! 'Tis the beating of his hideous tooth!!

Edited July 9, 2008 by jynxxxedangel

[~Tszura~]

“There’s always room for Jello!,” screamed Sally as she ripped off her clothes.