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Girl-flesh and Jello mixed together, in a superfluous symphony; gentlemen cheered wildly!!

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Peeling back scabs of time, he wondered what the fresh air would do.

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"Can you pull this out of my spine good sir?" Said the prostitute.

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Kool-Aide dude erupted through the wall with puissance. Masonry labor's expensive.

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She regarded him with whisky-laden eyes, and spoke with charcoal-mellowed softness.

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then she had his fondue, and was mesmorized by the amazing smell

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He waded down the hallway calling out, "Mother??? I wanna cook you breakfast!"

I *heart* phish.

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Drifting on winds of innocence, waiting for the next parade of lost souls.

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As she went grocery shopping at Kroger, she bought herself some beets.

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The thing on the back porch glistened and smelled faintly of ripe pomegranates.

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At the end of time, the sun will rise, and never stop rising.

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Under magnificent twilight, the delicate hummingbird sorrowfully watched the bloody carnage unfold below.

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He believed the end was nigh. Turned out he had a few weeks.

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Mabel aimed the rifle at the hapless midget & shouted "Dang quesadilla snatcher!!!"
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She suddenly realized life was meant for sweetness, and she'd found it, infinitely.

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He washed his hands and the night fell. Closed eyes and lost in time.

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"Jigger it open so we can ALL fit in that clown-car!" whined Otis.
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It's inside.

The sign was very clear.

The feeling was twisted.

He went.

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Henry stammered into the room wearing a bucket on his head yellling "FREEDOM!!!"
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The auguste paints her lips upside-down; come whatever misfortune, she always smiles.

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"I had a name" ... she said...

Then she looked at him... "Not again"

  • 4 weeks later...
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Ernest's unfortunate "Bell Tower incident" was to protest Yo-yo's exclusion from Olympic competition. Edited by Fin
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DeLila rose anew from her vastly sunken fury, forgiving and forgetting……for now.

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The age of legends all around you, but never within. without wonder.

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Ned bellowed "Nice STEMS!" Ethel then laid him out with one roundhouse kick.

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