13 Word Novels

[taysteewonderbunny]

Never trust a eunuch... 'cause that is what they want you to do.

Hahahaha, wha?

It was a beautiful afternoon, thought Sally just as an anvil landed on her head.

[Az_]

Az read the forum and contemplated numerous entries into the Bulwer-Lytton contest gleefully.

Edited August 8, 2008 by Az_

[Ice Queen (1)]

she woke and saw him there and thought, "damn, he hasn't left yet."

[phee]

From the darker corners of the universe the voices screamed. He looked deeper.

[Ice Queen (1)]

the ice under them began to melt from the heat their bodies produced

[Fin]

Algernon found his pajamas right where he left 'em--on the Bullwinkle statue.

[Ice Queen (1)]

As flames rose, and fully engulfed the house, a feeling of peace ensued.

[phee]

When I close my eyes, I see my mind explode.

The magnificent VOID

[Oh_My_Goth]

In the sky I see the bomb descending to Earth.....Good-bye to all.....

[Fin]

Skiing buck-naked downhill--fast--Chester swore he saw Charo's face in a snowbank.

[Ice Queen (1)]

Her future was gleaming brightly in front of her. Where were her sunglasses?

Edited August 10, 2008 by Ice Queen

[~Tszura~]

Left hand, red circle!?......Matilda was now having second thoughts about naked Twister.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Taste the sweat that drips down his shoulder.....Grind your self closer, closer.....

[jynxxxedangel]

Upon her opening the refrigerator, a screaming, mouldy cucumber lunged at her face!

[phee]

"I wish I could dream"

"And what would you dream about?"

"Being asleep"

[jynxxxedangel]

The mermaid braided away dreamily, using a shark's tooth to separate each row.

[Fin]

Hair matted with pulverized mangos & pomegranates, Mavis surrendered the stolen ELECTROLUX blender.

[creatureofthenyte]

I see, said the blindman as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[phee]

"How does this whole thing work?" He asked.

So she showed him how.

[Fin]

Jonah craftily discovered that leftover tube socks doubled as excellent water balloon slings.

Edited August 13, 2008 by Fin

[phee]

The cell door clicked shut.

"They run this place like a prison"

"Ummmm.... duh?"

[~Tszura~]

Doubled over in pain, Bedilia turned over the box of "gourmet chocolates"..........Ex-Lax!?!?!

[Fin]

All work & no play make Finny a dull boy

(repeat ad nauseum)

[phee]

The movie on the screen was terrible, but the popcorn was good.... *sigh*

[Ice Queen (1)]

One more kill, one more battle, one more victory, and I have conquered.