13 Word Novels

[phee]

Got the idea from a radio show I heard this morning, basically post a novel in this thread that is exactly 13 words long... (Kinda like a Hiaku except a "Novel") Who know's if we get enough of these we can release a DGN 13 word novel comp for goths with A.D.D.

I will start:

He awoke in the pit. He remembered nothing of her, only her hand.

- End -

[Msterbeau]

The green flag dropped. First corner carnage ensued. The rest was quite boring.

[phee]

The green flag dropped. First corner carnage ensued. The rest was quite boring.

that's the spirit

[freydis]

"Why am i here?" He thought. "And why am i soaking wet?"

[Destroit]

"What good will it do?"

He pondered, "We'll just have to find out."

Edited November 17, 2007 by Chernobyl

[Burrich1]

Good thread Phee.

The noise the air made as I was falling helplessly forever terrified me.

[phee]

Breaking through the atmosphere with a scream, the world was below, eagerly ripe.

[Destroit]

Breaking through the atmosphere with a scream, the world was below, eagerly ripe.

I like that one for some reason...certain words in certain patterns sorta resonates in my head.

[phee]

I like that one for some reason...certain words in certain patterns sorta resonates in my head.

Thank you.... that actually means a lot to me

[freydis]

A single sound can tell you many things. Like when death is immanent.

[phee]

"Holy sweet mother of Venus's snatch" she blurted out after seeing the giant clown.

[creatureofthenyte]

"Oh man that big nose is dead sexy, can I honk your horn ?"(I love the edit button)

Edited November 17, 2007 by creatureofthenyte

[phee]

she looked up at the giant clown and then said, "Oh man that big nose is dead sexy, can I honk your horn ?"

That is much more than 13 words... and you can't right sequals to my novel without my permission!!!!

[creatureofthenyte]

That is much more than 13 words... and you can't right sequals to my novel without my permission!!!!

Oops, my bad, I forgot to count the number of words..

[SuZQZ]

The earth opened and eagerly devoured them all followed by a satisfying "beeeeeeltch".

[Burrich1]

The screaming wouldn't stop inside my head, as my straight jacket became tighter.

[SuZQZ]

She moaned loudly as she climaxed, then melted, trembling, into her lover's arms.

[creatureofthenyte]

she then quiffed, and asked for a klondike bar, as her man smiled slyly.

[Burrich1]

"Did you hear something George?"

But next to her, George was already dead.

Edited November 20, 2007 by Burrich1

[creatureofthenyte]

then she got up and drove her naked ass to west bumblef*ck.

[SuZQZ]

The townsfolk screamed as the giant asparagus trampled the town. Mayhem ran rampant.

-The End

Edited November 20, 2007 by SuZQZ

[phee]

He spoke with good intentions. She responded with venom. The pain was unbearable.

[Fierce Critter]

She posted daily - for six complex years - her life for all to share.

[saechalyn]

She missed peaceful Sundays that were now filled with tense conversations about money.

[xbittergracex]

Once upon a time, stuff happened...then some more stuff happened. The End